New Turin Shroud Dinosaur Clue Revealed

ALABAMA - USA - Scientists researching the Turin Shroud have revealed startling evidence about the ancient artefact that has stunned…

17 years ago

Islamic Hate Preacher Abu Hamza Takes Up Knitting in Prison

LONDON - England - Firebrand Islamic preacher, Abu Hamza has taken up knitting in prison.

17 years ago

Proles Ordered to Pay More Tax to Fund Party Essentials

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown has ordered an increase in taxation so that high ranking party officials and Labour…

17 years ago

Lily Allen May Quit Music Industry

LONDON - England - There has been sadness and shock that pop starlet Lily Allen has threatened to leave the…

17 years ago

Prince Harry Follows Father’s Footsteps on Polo Field

LONDON - England - Prince Harry has decided to follow in his father's footsteps by taking up the equestrian sport…

17 years ago

Madonna to Adopt Bungling Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi

STRASBOURG - France - Pop hack, Madonna, who is desperate to adopt someone or something, is set to adopt the…

17 years ago

Shooting Season Begins Early in America

PITTSBURGH - USA - This years shooting season got off to a cracking start as Americans braced themselves for a…

17 years ago

Madonna Prepares to Buy Malawi After Adoption Denial

LILONGWE - Malawi - Jilted adoptee, Madonna has vowed to buy the whole country of Malawi after a judge ruled…

17 years ago

‘Google Set to Buy Daily Squib’

LONDON - England - Google is in late stage talks to buy the best news site on the internet, the…

17 years ago

G20 Stimulus Plan Biggest April Fools Joke of All Time Admit Leaders

LONDON - England - Headed by unelected clown, Gordon Brown, G20 leaders admitted after the summit that the whole affair…

17 years ago

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