Brown Hobbits Not Allowed in Middle Earth

THE SHIRE - Middle-earth - Hobbit Equality Minister, Harriet Harpie was today up in arms after some brown Hobbits were…

16 years ago

WikiLeaks to Start Plumbing Service

COVENTRY - England - Julian Assange is said to be training to be a plumber, CIA analysts have claimed in…

16 years ago

Frozen Pensioner Prays For Global Warming

LONDON - England - An East London man is today praying that global warming happens soon, and is holding a…

16 years ago

Woman Pregnant After TSA Pat-Down

FLORIDA - USA - Eighteen year old Carmella Sanchez has been diagnosed pregnant after a sensual TSA pat-down, that some…

16 years ago

Football Hooligans Angry After England Lose 2018 World Cup Bid

LEEDS - England - There were full scale riots today in many major UK cities after the result for the…

16 years ago

Ku Klux Klan Expedition to Africa

KENTUCKY - USA - The Ku Klux Klan expedition team are to set sail for Benin, West Africa, next week,…

16 years ago

Hillary Clinton to Star in "Spies Like Us" Remake

LOS ANGELES - USA - Forget about Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd, the remake for the hit U.S. movie, "Spies…

16 years ago

Santa Pissed Off After WikiLeaks Reveals Xmas List

NORTH POLE - Arctic - Documents released by whistle-blowing website WikiLeaks have revealed sensitive information regarding the world's Christmas gift…

16 years ago

Crazed Shoppers Raid U.S. Daily Squib Office

BUFFALO - USA - Frenzied Black Friday Christmas shoppers piled into the Daily Squib's North American offices early Friday trying…

16 years ago

Satellite Imaging: Ireland Disappears Off the Map

LONDON - England - The once proud nation of Ireland is no more, new satellite images have revealed.

16 years ago

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