"The End of the News of the World is Nigh"

LONDON - England - Some say there could be a meteor heading towards Wapping, or a plague of locusts, others…

15 years ago

Liam Gallagher: I've Quit Bananas

LONDON - England - Simian wild man Liam Gallagher has confessed he's quit bananas after 20 years on the fruit…

15 years ago

Justin Bieber Has Successful Sex Change in China

BEIJING - China - Pop starlet, Justin Bieber has had a successful sex change in the Chinese capital, his agent,…

15 years ago

Money Talks Strauss-Kahn Walks

NEW YORK - USA - In another coup for very rich and powerful people in America, former IMF boss, Dominique…

15 years ago

Massive Public Sector Strike Just Like Any Other Day in Britain

LONDON - England - Teachers and other public sector workers had a strike yesterday, the funny thing is, no one…

15 years ago

Kabul Surrenders as Americans Evacuated

KABUL - Afghanistan - The Afghan war ended today as the government announced its unconditional surrender to Taliban forces.

15 years ago

Johann Hari Coming to Work For Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Award winning journalist, Johann Hari, has accepted a job offer for the Daily Squib, our editor…

15 years ago

Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin to Have Bikini Fight to Settle Leadership Contest

ALABAMA - USA - In a long standing feud between the two GOP Tea Party members, Sarah Palin and three-term…

15 years ago

Dam Busters Dog Renamed ‘Wigger’ and to be Sprayed White

LONDON - England - The re-makers of the famous Dam Busters film have come up with a solution to the…

15 years ago

Michelle Obama Meets Her Long Lost Uncle

GABORONE - Botswana - First Lady, Michelle Obama was delighted yesterday with a wonderful surprise when her long lost uncle,…

15 years ago

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