Egyptian Mummy is Actually Daddy British Museum Claims

LONDON - England - An ancient Egyptian mummy is actually a daddy according to senior anthropologist, professor Dean Arkleblather of…

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Children Told to Disarm American Gun Owners

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama has told all of America's children to disarm every adult in the…

13 years ago

Armed Priests in Massive U.S. Church Shoot-out

CALABASAS - USA - Fifteen heavily armed priests from two neighbouring churches in a small town have been involved in…

13 years ago

New Facebook Funeral Service Announced

SAN FRANCISCO - USA - Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has announced a new funeral service for the social networking site…

13 years ago

UK Cows Go On Strike After Beef Burger Scandal

NORWICH - England - British cows have gone on strike from John O'Groats to Lands End citing the intrusion of…

13 years ago

Comrade Obama Urges You to Drop the Guns for the Children’s Sake

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Comrade Obama has addressed the Soviet American nation in a speech that brought many to…

13 years ago

His Master’s Voice Alas Now Just an Autotuned Mess

LONDON - England - How many X Factor acts were gracing the shelves of HMV as it was consigned to…

13 years ago

Tesco Horse Races at Cheltenham This Year

CHELTENHAM - England - It's good news for the Cheltenham race course as Tesco will be running their horses this…

13 years ago

Obamacare Subtitle C-11 Section 2521

WASHINGTON DC - USA - A little known clause in the thousand page Obamacare document has been discovered by eagle…

13 years ago

UK Public Insult Law is Frankly Insulting

LONDON - England - A ridiculously insulting law which forbade anyone to insult anyone in public has been deemed insulting…

13 years ago

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