Experts: Why War is the Only Answer

LONDON - England - The secretive Institute of War has released a communique urging for movement in the accord of…

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Pigs Disgusted at Cameron Jiggery Pokery

OXFORD - England - Upon hearing news that David Cameron violated a pig's head during his student days, pigs across…

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The Delights of Living In a Land of No Freedom

LONDON - England - Britain is a nation blanketed with CCTV cameras, listening devices and digital surveillance equipment limiting freedom…

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Have You Got Drug-Resistant Super Gonorrhoea?

NEWCASTLE - England - A particularly nasty untreatable strain of super gonorrhoea is doing the rounds up North, and it's…

10 years ago

416 Days Left of Obama Presidency

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Obama presidency is coming towards its final furlong, as millions around the world and…

10 years ago

Elton John Making Immediate Plans to Travel to Russia to Meet Putin

MIAMI - USA - After a highly agreeable seminal phone call with Russian president Vladimir Putin, pop star Elton John…

10 years ago

Welcome to Europe or Maybe Not

THE BORDER - Hungary - The highly irresponsible and incompetent European Union leaders put up the welcome sign last week…

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The Dangers of Not Wearing a Seatbelt

LONDON - England - Thousands of people die each year in car accidents when not wearing a seatbelt, the leading…

10 years ago

Comrade Corbyn Reveals New Cabinet

RUNCORN - England - Comrade Corbyn has unveiled what he called a "unifying" new shadow cabinet, naming his Bolshevik ally…

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Vile Pestilence of Beckhams Infect Media With New Generation

LOS ANGELES - USA - The Beckhams have sure been resourceful with their breeding program and now their offspring are…

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