EU Releases Ransomware Virus Onto Brexit Britain

LONDON -England - The virus that has infected and effectively shut down 95% of government computers in the UK was…

9 years ago

Jeremy Corbyn: “I Have No Understanding of Maths and Neither Do My MPs”

LONDON - England - With ridiculous promises and hilarious utopian projections coming from Jeremy Corbyn and his clueless MPs, it…

9 years ago

Trump’s New FBI Director Comes Under Democrat Scrutiny

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - After the astounding firing of former FBI director, James Comey yesterday, president Trump has once…

10 years ago

Comrade Corbyn Addresses High Party Apparatchiks and Bolsheviks

MANCHESTER - England - Comrade Jeremy Corbyn, supreme Soviet Labour leader has spoken about his 10-year plan of collectivism after…

10 years ago

The Internet Today: My Fake Girlfriend Answered My Fake Social Network Account On a Fake News Site

CHICAGO - USA - Like everything's fake on the internet, even Obama has over 60% of his Twitter followers as…

10 years ago

Plastic EU Man Macron Instated as French Leader

PARIS - France - When it comes to plasticity, you don't get more plastic and fake than some former banker…

10 years ago

Extraordinary Prince Philip to do Stand Up Comedy in Retirement Years

WINDSOR - England - The Duke of Edinburgh is retiring from royal duties this autumn, Buckingham Palace has announced but…

10 years ago

EU Attack Dog SS Colonel Selmayr At Your Service

BERLIN - Germany - SS-Verfügungstruppe, Colonel Martin Selmayr, a decorated officer of the EU army has been put in charge…

10 years ago

Johnny Depp Fed Lines Through Earpiece For Everyday Conversations

LOS ANGELES - USA - Johnny Depp's former managers have claimed the star is fed everyday conversation lines through an…

10 years ago

Tim Farron Takes One Up the Poop Chute For the Lib Dems

LONDON - England - The beleaguered Lib Dem leader who has become embroiled in a gay sex media storm today…

10 years ago

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