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5p Plastic Bag Tax So You Spend Less at the Shops

LONDON - England - The 5p plastic bag tax brought in today is designed to make you spend less in…

10 years ago

Blyat! Time to Start Learning Russian?

CHALFONT - England - As Putin readies 100,000 troops for immediate mobilisation in Syria, maybe now's a good time to…

10 years ago

Shakespeare’s Romeo Was a Creep According to Feminists

SAN FRANCISCO - USA - According to Lena Manhandle, a prominent campaigner for feminists, Romeo from Shakespeare's play was a…

10 years ago

Corbyn Regurgitates Mush During Labour Conference

BRIGHTON - England - The newly appointed Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn spectacularly regurgitated dollops of yellowish gloopy mush from his…

10 years ago

Experts: Social Media Bubble 2.0 Ready For Download

PALO ALTO - USA - Zuckerberg may be a paper billionaire but what happens when the Facebook chart looks like…

10 years ago

Hipster East End Cereal Killer Buffet Thwarted by Anarchists

LONDON - England - A cafĂ© which serves only breakfast cereal at extortionate prices was targeted by anti-gentrification protesters wielding…

10 years ago

Jeremy Kyle Gets Jeremy Kyled

CHESHIRE - England - England polo player James Carr, 25, has claimed he bedded Jeremy Kyle's wife Carla, 40, while…

10 years ago

Experts: Mass Migration Into West Will Kill Feminism

DUSSELDORF - Germany - There is a silver lining to the massive migratory force moving into Europe and America, and…

10 years ago

Lord Ashcroft: “Who Do You Think I Am Cameron?”

LONDON - England - An angry Lord Ashcroft is set to be turfed from his minor government post after revealing…

10 years ago

Pigs Disgusted at Cameron Jiggery Pokery

OXFORD - England - Upon hearing news that David Cameron violated a pig's head during his student days, pigs across…

10 years ago

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