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Vaginal Speakers Causing Mayhem on Public Transport

LONDON - England - Vaginal speakers may be the next big thing for foetal musical pleasure, but they sure do…

10 years ago

EU Referendum: Boris Could Turn to the Dark Side

LONDON - England - Boris Johnson looks set to be offered a job in the Cabinet as David Cameron attempts…

10 years ago

Farage: Second Time Lucky

BRUSSELS - Belgium - It's second time lucky for Nigel Farage as he survives an assassination attempt on his life…

10 years ago

Stop Appeasing the EU Extremists Demands Cameron as He Calls For the Whole Country to be Loyal to British Values

LONDON - England - David Cameron yesterday pledged to end the appeasement of EU extremism, and demanded that everyone in…

10 years ago

Saying Goodbye to Britain

LONDON - England - Britain is lost, it has already been overrun, and the real power wants to keep it…

10 years ago

Gambling Has Changed Since the World of Scorcese’s Casino

LAS VEGAS - USA - Things have changed since the heyday of gambling depicted in the movie Casino. Now the…

10 years ago

Lemmy’s Moles to Be Preserved in Pickle Jar

BIRMINGHAM - England - Alas, poor Lemmy has succumbed to death, but not only will his music live on forever,…

10 years ago

Grim Up North: Man Can’t Get to Doctor For Incurable Gonorrhoea Treatment Because of Floods

SCUNTHORPE - England - A man wishing to get treatment for his incurable gonorrhoea is stuck because of the mass…

10 years ago

Merry Christmas From the Tunnels of Syria

HOMS - Syria - Much like the tunnels the Vietcong employed during the Vietnam war, Jihadis are languishing in tunnels…

10 years ago

Mourinho Gets Job As Arsenal Football Kit Washer Boy

LONDON - England - Since being sacked by Chelsea -- twice, Jose 'the special one' Mourinho has landed another job…

10 years ago

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