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Saying Goodbye to Britain

LONDON - England - Britain is lost, it has already been overrun, and the real power wants to keep it…

10 years ago

Gambling Has Changed Since the World of Scorcese’s Casino

LAS VEGAS - USA - Things have changed since the heyday of gambling depicted in the movie Casino. Now the…

10 years ago

Lemmy’s Moles to Be Preserved in Pickle Jar

BIRMINGHAM - England - Alas, poor Lemmy has succumbed to death, but not only will his music live on forever,…

10 years ago

Grim Up North: Man Can’t Get to Doctor For Incurable Gonorrhoea Treatment Because of Floods

SCUNTHORPE - England - A man wishing to get treatment for his incurable gonorrhoea is stuck because of the mass…

10 years ago

Merry Christmas From the Tunnels of Syria

HOMS - Syria - Much like the tunnels the Vietcong employed during the Vietnam war, Jihadis are languishing in tunnels…

10 years ago

Mourinho Gets Job As Arsenal Football Kit Washer Boy

LONDON - England - Since being sacked by Chelsea -- twice, Jose 'the special one' Mourinho has landed another job…

10 years ago

How Did Kim Kardashian Infiltrate EU Negotiations?

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Serious security questions are being asked as to how celebrity Kim Kardashian infiltrated a high level…

10 years ago

Get a Free Home Makeover With a Chinese Hoverboard This Christmas

LONDON - England - The popular hoverboards that are sweeping Christmas gift lists across the globe also come with a…

10 years ago

First Englishman in Space and His Stash of Baked Beans

INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION - SPACE - It's not having a nice warm cuppa in space that's thrilling the first galactic…

10 years ago

‘We Earn £4.8 Million a Year. Do We Need to Sell Our Old Yacht to Afford a Super Yacht?’

LONDON - England - Adam and Megan Sawyer are high earners - but struggle with the cost of London life.

10 years ago

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