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Apple Develops iChopping Board

CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board.

13 years ago

MIT Supercomputer Developed to Write Daily Squib Stories

MASSACHUSETTS - USA - Computer geek boffins at MIT have finally developed a computer that can write Daily Squib articles…

13 years ago

New Marathon Running Suit Unveiled

LONDON - England - Marathon runners around the world are embracing a new running kit that some say will revolutionise…

13 years ago

Kim Jong Un to Attend Thatcher Funeral

LONDON - England - North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is set to attend the lavish state funeral of the…

13 years ago

Iron Lady Maggie Thatcher Meets Her Final Mining Strike

LONDON - England - Margaret Thatcher is dead.

13 years ago

Mick Philpott to be Face of Labour at Next General Election

DERBY - England - The Labour party was proud to announce the new campaign today to put Philpott on thousands…

13 years ago

Liam Gallagher Stopped From Exiting London Zoo

LONDON - England - Former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher was stopped from leaving London Zoo yesterday whilst on a day…

13 years ago

Squib Staff Take April Fools’ Day Off

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib will not be releasing anything off onto the internet today as the staff…

13 years ago

Ed Miliband to Dave: “Everywhere You Look You Will See My Face”

LONDON - England - The mourning BBC announced the news yesterday of David Miliband's extreme transatlantic sulk where he will…

13 years ago

Too Late Cameron Unfettered Immigration Cat Already Out of Bag

LONDON - England - If anyone wants to see what Britain will be like in less than five years watch…

13 years ago

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