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Insiders: Meghan Markle Urges Harry to Take Over in UK

MONTECITO - USA - Insiders reveal how Meghan Markle and Harry plan to come back to the UK to take…

11 months ago

“Two Jags” John Prescott Goes to the Great Pie in the Abyss

HELL - The Eternal Inferno - "Two Jags" former Labour Deputy John Prescott will soon arrive in the abyss, awaited…

2 years ago

Keir Starmer: “My Wardrobe is Now Overflowing With Free Designer Clothes”

SCUNTHORPE - England - PM Keir Starmer reveals that his paid for wardrobe is overflowing with free designer clothes.

2 years ago

You Voted For ‘Change’ While Greedy Keir Starmer’s Snout in the Trough

LONDON - England - The people who voted for 'change' with Labour are finding out that nothing has changed.

2 years ago

Biden: “Nice to meet you, my memory resets every five minutes”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Joe Biden may be in power, but his brain is an atrophied mess where his…

2 years ago

Greta Thunberg: “If You Don’t Arrest Me I Don’t Make Money”

THE NETHERLANDS - The Hague - Another much-needed arrest for Greta Thunberg, who profits with tonnes of money every time.

2 years ago

Leaky Harry: “I Did Not Leak Another Private Royal Conversation Again!”

MONTECITO - USA - Former royal prince, Harry has emphatically denied that he had anything to do with another leak…

5 years ago

Dodgy Dave Happiness Meter Goes Below Zero

LONDON - England - Where was the Big Society proposed by Dodgy Dave when he was prime minister? It seems…

5 years ago

European Super League: Billionaires Want to Make More Billions

MADRID - Spain - The European Super League was created "to save football", says Real Madrid president Florentino Perez. Real…

5 years ago

Dodgy Dave Caught in the Headlights Once Again

COTSWOLDS - England - Dodgy Dave is at it again, this time he tried to make £65 million in a…

5 years ago

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