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Insiders: Meghan Markle Urges Harry to Take Over in UK

MONTECITO - USA - Insiders reveal how Meghan Markle and Harry plan to come back to the UK to take…

3 months ago

“Two Jags” John Prescott Goes to the Great Pie in the Abyss

HELL - The Eternal Inferno - "Two Jags" former Labour Deputy John Prescott will soon arrive in the abyss, awaited…

1 year ago

Keir Starmer: “My Wardrobe is Now Overflowing With Free Designer Clothes”

SCUNTHORPE - England - PM Keir Starmer reveals that his paid for wardrobe is overflowing with free designer clothes.

1 year ago

You Voted For ‘Change’ While Greedy Keir Starmer’s Snout in the Trough

LONDON - England - The people who voted for 'change' with Labour are finding out that nothing has changed.

1 year ago

Biden: “Nice to meet you, my memory resets every five minutes”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Joe Biden may be in power, but his brain is an atrophied mess where his…

1 year ago

Greta Thunberg: “If You Don’t Arrest Me I Don’t Make Money”

THE NETHERLANDS - The Hague - Another much-needed arrest for Greta Thunberg, who profits with tonnes of money every time.

2 years ago

Leaky Harry: “I Did Not Leak Another Private Royal Conversation Again!”

MONTECITO - USA - Former royal prince, Harry has emphatically denied that he had anything to do with another leak…

4 years ago

Dodgy Dave Happiness Meter Goes Below Zero

LONDON - England - Where was the Big Society proposed by Dodgy Dave when he was prime minister? It seems…

5 years ago

European Super League: Billionaires Want to Make More Billions

MADRID - Spain - The European Super League was created "to save football", says Real Madrid president Florentino Perez. Real…

5 years ago

Dodgy Dave Caught in the Headlights Once Again

COTSWOLDS - England - Dodgy Dave is at it again, this time he tried to make £65 million in a…

5 years ago

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