Britney Escapes from UCLA Mental Institute

LOS ANGELES - CA - Britney Spears has escaped from the UCLA psychiatric ward where she had been forcibly incarcerated…

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Britney Spears to be Exorcised LIVE on MTV

LOS ANGELES - CA - The Vatican is today sending an emissary deep from within the catacombs of the Holy…

19 years ago

Comrade Gordon Brown Unveils New Fifty Pence Coin

LONDON - England - Our Supreme Unelected Comrade and leader Gordon Brown has unveiled the design for the new fifty…

19 years ago

Britney Spears Paparazzi Orgy Shock

LOS ANGELES - CA - Britney, who was recently linked to 'brummie' sleazebag pap photographer Adnan Ghalib, has had an…

19 years ago

Which Extreme Weight-loss Methods Really Work?

LONDON - England - Size Zero model Anna Schwarz is commissioned by Channel 4 to complete a series of extreme…

19 years ago

Leslie Ash Gets Big Smile on Her Face

LONDON - England - The actress Leslie Ash had a big smile on her face today after being awarded £5…

19 years ago

Dangerous Scatologist Cult to Take Over World

LOS ANGELES - CA - A dangerous Scatologist cult headed by actor Tom Cruise is plotting to take over the…

19 years ago

London Voted Best World City for Quality of Life

LONDON - England - Ken Livingstone, the London Mayor and Gordon Brown, Prime Minister have commissioned a think tank to…

19 years ago

Bush Running for Third Term

NEW HAMPSHIRE - USA - George W Bush the Supreme Commander in Chief of the United States is running for…

19 years ago

The Daily Squib Guide to Celebrity Perfumes

LONDON - England - Last years celebrity perfume season is well and gone. The Daily Squib reports exclusively with our…

19 years ago

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