Smiling Banker Says Economy Fu**ed

LONDON, England - The economy is officially 'fu**ed' says Mervyn King the head of the Bank of England today at…

19 years ago

Paris Spectacular Prison Re-Entry

LOS ANGELES - CA - In an amazing U-turn by the Los Angeles court system, a judge has ruled that…

19 years ago

Paris’ Early Jail Release

LOS ANGELES - CA - Paris Hilton was released from jail today after serving 3 days out of the required…

19 years ago

Exposed Birth Secrets of George W Bush

TEXAS - USA - Joan Wilder was the ceremonial priestess present at the birthing of the now President of the…

19 years ago

UK Olympics Logo

The logo for the 2012 London Olympics was designed by a blind design group. Joey Mellors who heads the group…

19 years ago

Surge is Working Says Bush Spokesman

Washington - Pentagon Spokesman Ryan Whitman has announced that all is well in Iraq and the troop 'surge' as proposed…

19 years ago

Plans for US Theme Park in Iraq Leaked Online

Detailed plans for the new U.S. Theme Park 'Jihad Land' now under construction in Baghdad, Iraq, appeared online in a…

19 years ago

Pregnant Women Denied Alcohol

British women are renowned for being the heaviest drinkers in Europe and vow to fight the alcohol reduction quota whilst…

19 years ago

Chelsea Flower Show

Chelsea - The Flower Show this year showcased some spectacular displays. A testament to gardens across the breadth of Britain…

19 years ago

Harry to go to War

Prince Harry, who has been stopped from going to war in Iraq by the Ministry of Defence, has been thrown…

19 years ago

This website uses cookies.