£1 million Earner Paxman to Join Marxist Commune

GRIMSDALE - England - Jeremy Paxman, presenter of the BBC's Newsnight, has vowed to join a Marxist commune in the…

17 years ago

McDonald's Restaurants to Open at the Louvre

PARIS - France - In a move that may put many satirists out of a job, the world famous seat…

17 years ago

Bill Clinton Coached David Letterman Says Ex-Producer

NEW YORK - USA - Ex-Late Show producer, Ernie Pozlowski, has told of how ex-president Clinton would visit Letterman and…

17 years ago

G7 G4 G20 and G54 to Meet in One Room

NEW YORK - USA - Plans are being hatched to host a massive G meeting of countries that could possibly…

17 years ago

Blair Licking Lips for Irish EU Referendum ‘Yes’ Vote

Dublin - Ireland - Tony Blair was licking his lips at the thought of more power and money than he…

17 years ago

BBC’s Andrew Marr to Receive ASBO

LONDON - England - Labour dignitaries at the Brighton conference were today jubilant that PM Gordon Brown and his evil…

17 years ago

Unelected PM Brown Coked Up to the Eyeball

LONDON - England - Unelected prime minister Gordon Brown has denied that he is coked up to his eyeball on…

17 years ago

Experts Warn Experts About Experting Expert Advice

LONDON - England - Experting levels in expertise amongst many experts utilised by the world's media experts have been called…

17 years ago

Brown Welcomes New Assisted Suicide Ruling

LONDON - England - Ailing unelected PM Gordon Brown showed his relief today after the High Court relaxed its rules…

17 years ago

Monopoly Money Beats Weak British Pound Sterling

LONDON - England - The UK's currency, the pound sterling, is now weaker than Monopoly game money according to monetary…

17 years ago

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