‘Octomom’ Squirts Black Ink at CBS Anchorwoman

LOS ANGELES - USA - Whilst recording a fly-on-the-wall documentary for a British production company, Nadya Suleman, squirted black ink…

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Oasis to Support Ricky Martin for One-Off Intimate Manchester Gig

MIAMI - USA - American pop star, Ricky Martin, has announced a one-off date at the Manchester United football ground,…

16 years ago

Obama Finds Secret Room in White House

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The current US president, Barack Hussein Obama has discovered a secret room in the White…

16 years ago

Daily Squib Staff to Man Swine Flu Hotline

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib has won a contract for staffers to man the controversial Swine Flu Hotline…

16 years ago

British ‘Falling Off Balcony Season’ Begins Early This Year

BENIDORM - Spain - The Brit Balcony Jumping season got off to a stonking start last night after a young…

16 years ago

UK Think Tank: "Tanning Bed Use Should be Encouraged"

HARLOW - England - The use of sun beds should be encouraged amongst the UK population says a top policy…

16 years ago

Surgeons to Give Madonna New Arms

NEW YORK - USA - American pop star Madonna is set to get a new pair of arms, a team…

16 years ago

Soviet Britons Urged to Spy on Neighbours

LONDON - England - Citizens of the Soviet State are being offered rewards of up to three extra cubes of…

16 years ago

DLP Beat UK Pop Chart Competition

LONDON - England - X Factor runners-up DLP have held onto the top of the UK singles chart for a…

16 years ago

Labour Government Orders New Helicopters Urgently

LONDON - England - The British Labour government has ordered thousands of helicopters to be delivered immediately.

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