UKIP Leader in Danger of Ending Up in Belgian Dungeon

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Britain's UK Independence Party MEP, Nigel Farage was today in hiding after an outburst he made…

16 years ago

More People Blown Up in Afghanistan Today

HELMAND - Afghanistan - Reports are coming in that more people were blown up by bombs, friendly fire and unmanned…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown to Use Knife Wielding Thugs at Polling Booths

LONDON - England - Bullying Labour election campaigners are said to be recruiting as many thugs, hoodies and chav scum…

16 years ago

Mandelson: "Gordon is Not a Bully"

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown does not bully staff, Lord Mandelson has said from his hospital bed.

16 years ago

Labour: Voters Controlled by Hypnotism Will Stop Tory Win

LONDON - England - Labour plans to stop the Tories winning the general election by hypnotising the electorate and by…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown: “Oh No! What Have I Done?”

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown, the unelected PM who has brought the country to its economic knees, is said…

16 years ago

Liam Gallagher to have Woman's Breast Surgically Sewn onto Head

LONDON - England - Oasis frontman and Neanderthal extraordinaire, Liam Gallagher is set to have a woman's mammary gland surgically…

16 years ago

Israeli Hitmen Told to Get Better Disguises

TEL AVIV - Israel - American intelligence services have ordered the Israeli Mossad agency to at least try to disguise…

16 years ago

£56 Million Lottery Winner Buys Greece

ATHENS - Greece - After winning the huge Euromillions jackpot last week, Nigel Page and his partner have acquired the…

16 years ago

Sarah Palin Taking Intensive Geography Lessons

WASILLA - USA - The prospective Republican 2012 election candidate, Sarah Palin, is taking intensive geography lessons in a bid…

16 years ago

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