British French American German Terror Attacks 'Highly Likely' to Occur at Anytime

LONDON - England - Terror attacks are 'highly likely' and could occur at anytime, the French, German, American and UK…

16 years ago

Benefit Scroungers Revolt When Told Benefits Capped at £26,000

LONDON - England - The Coalition government has caused a near revolt amongst the benefit scroungers after revealing plans to…

16 years ago

Lady GaGa Wants Her Leg Back

LOS ANGELES - USA - Lady GaGa has ordered her record company to get her left leg back after she…

16 years ago

Obama Finds Jesus

NEW MEXICO - USA - On the campaign trail for the midterm elections, Obama has been ordered by his controllers…

16 years ago

Socialist BBC Deny Being Partial to Partiality

SALFORD - England - The BBC has been left reeling at the accusation that they are seen as being partial…

16 years ago

EU Riots Hit by Austerity Bill

MADRID - Spain - The Europe-wide Austerity Bill limits rioting to only four times a week, EU officials have stipulated…

16 years ago

When Facebook Crashed Phone Networks Jammed

CHICAGO - USA - When online social networking site, Facebook, was offline for over half-an-hour yesterday, phone networks worldwide noticed…

16 years ago

Hillary Clinton to Star in Italian Horror Movie

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Capitol Hill was visited by demons today when news came through from Italy that veteran…

16 years ago

Labour Party Actually Elects a Leader

MANCHESTER - England - The Labour party has just elected a leader in an actual internal election.

16 years ago

MI6 to Train Agents How to Get Out of Sports Bags

LONDON - England - The current MI6 chief has vowed to have all British agents trained up so that they…

16 years ago

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