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New Saudi Arabian App Tells You When and Where the Nearest Beheading is

JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - An enterprising young Saudi man has come up with the latest smartphone app that is…

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Muslims Hold Peaceful Protest

LONDON - England - A crowd of Muslims congregated in the capital city today to have a peaceful protest and…

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New Hal Xbox One Always Has an Eye on You

SEATTLE - USA - Just when you thought it was safe to get off your sofa for a few minutes,…

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Ed Miliband Better Beware of Google’s Wrath

LONDON - England - Labour leader Ed Miliband versus Google's Eric Schmidt could be a disaster for the former.

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UK Government: Satirical News Now Indistinguishable From Actual News

LONDON - England - The Coalition government's media spokesman has declared that satirical news is now indistinguishable from real news…

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New Genetically Modified Babies Only Poo Once Every Two Months

LONDON - England - When you signed up for parenthood, you never realised what you got yourself into, but sometimes…

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Yahoo Set to Buy New Daily Squib Startup Fumblr

SAN JOSE - USA - After a quick meeting in the dark with the demure CEO of Yahoo, Marissa Mayer,…

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London Mayor Boris Johnson Invites Toronto Mayor Over to Advise on Capital’s Crack Problem

LONDON - England - Mayor Boris Johnson has invited the Canadian Mayor, Rob Ford to come and deal with London's…

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Eurovision: Next Year UK to Submit Bono, Sting, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney and David Bowie and Still Lose

LONDON - England - Everyone knows the Eurovision song contest is all about EU politics and to that end the…

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