Today is Our Only Official Day Off in the Year

LONDON - England - Today is the official day off for all Daily Squib staff.

10 months ago

Not Proud to be British Any More

LONDON - England - You're not proud to be British any more, and if war starts, no one will fight…

10 months ago

Meghan Markle Could Sell Sussex Branded Landmines On Instagram

LOS ANGELES - USA - Hollywood celebrity Meghan Markle could sell Sussex branded landmines on her shop to make some…

10 months ago

Vicar Criticised for Refurbishing 15th Century Village Church

GRINDLEFARTLESDEAN - England - Villagers say Reverend Peter Monkswaithe has ‘disfigured the village church’ with a recent refurbishment

10 months ago

Meghan Markle Considering Joining OnlyFans

LOS ANGELES - USA - Meghan Markle is expanding her internet influencer market by a possible OnlyFans account that could…

10 months ago

White Boy Stung by African Wasp in Lesotho

MASERU - Lesotho - An angry female African wasp has stung a white boy multiple times, it has been reported.

10 months ago

Poverty Britain Rachel Reeves Condemns Millions to Misery

SCUNTHORPE - England - This is poverty Britain, a place blighted by the Labour Chancellor Rachel Reeves condemning millions to…

10 months ago

Comrades, Today is a Big Day For My Second Soviet Budget

GRIMSBY - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves will today announce in her second soviet budget more wonderful punishments of tax,…

10 months ago

Progressive Democrats Say “Violence is Okay” Against Trump at Denver Rally

DENVER - USA - According to many Democrats at a recent rally "violence is okay" when used against President Trump…

10 months ago

The Empty Cinemas of Woke Snow White

HOLLYWOOD - USA - All across the globe on opening night for the new woke Snow White film, there were…

11 months ago

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