Jacob Rees-Mogg Becomes Tory PM After Lacklustre May Ousted

LONDON - England - The 1922 Committee has announced that former PM Theresa May was ousted last night, and Jacob…

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Congratulations to Baby Machine Kate Middleton

LONDON - England - Congratulations to the Cambridge family on their third baby and the Duchess Kate Middleton.

8 years ago

Theresa May Sudden Rigor Mortis Explained By Government Scientists

LONDON - England - PM Theresa May has been struck down by a case of rigor mortis. Scientists are trying…

8 years ago

#MeToo Creator Sets Off to Study African Wildlife to Better Understand Natural Male Behaviour

KIBALE - Uganda - Celebrated #metoo creator Tarana Burke goes to the jungle and savannah to study natural biological male…

8 years ago

House of Lords: Rats in the Sewer

LONDON - England - The House of Lords has been overrun by filthy sewer rats and pest controllers have been…

8 years ago

Snowflake Offended By Own Self Won’t Come Out Of Safe Space

LOS ANGELES - USA - A snowflake millennial man has refused to come out of his safe space for three…

8 years ago

World War 3 Will Start Suddenly and Without Warning

LONDON - England - Analysts at a secretive agency for the analysis of war, have analysed the data regarding World…

8 years ago

Assad: “I Can Still Make Barrel Bombs From Chlorine – a Very Common Chemical”

DAMASCUS - Syria - With the hysterical mainstream media headlines calling out World War 3 after the allied bombings of…

8 years ago

Syria: The Geopolitical Red Line the West Will Never Cross

DAMASCUS - Syria - Amid gassings of civilians in the war torn country, some Western leaders have been posturing for…

8 years ago

Is it Finally Game Over For Tech Power Nerds?

WASHINGTON D.C - USA - Power nerds and their gluttony are now heading companies that are nearly global monopolies.

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