Cash Payoff for Cash-for-Peerages Handshake

LONDON - England - No-one is to face charges after the 16-month cash-for-honours police inquiry.

Harry Potter is Dead

London, England - 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows' the final installment of Bloomsbury publishing houses golden goose has laid its final precious egg.

Bush Wishing on Al Qaeda

WASHINGTON DC -- George W Bush, who is flailing in polls, losing in Iraq, losing in the senate, and is a 'lame duck' President, is wishing on another Al Qaeda attack so his popularity can go up a little bit.