Spice Girls Really Wanna Zimmer Zimmer ah!

LONDON - England - The Spice Girls are back and the doyens of Girl Power really want to party one last time before they take the last gig in the sky.

More Fear Needed

The recent spate of terror and fear headlines needs to be increased say Ministers for the new cabinet of Gordon Brown.

Stabbings Down From June

LONDON - England - Stabbings are set to fall in July because of new Police initiatives to actively fight crime.

Police Release Haymarket Bomber Photograph

LONDON, England - Britain's new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, starts his tenure with a bomb threat that has shut down central London and created a 'fear festival' for most Londoner's.

Blair Leaves Office with Legacy Intact

LONDON, England - Tony Blair left office today to praise and cheers from the people of Britain and America.

Muslims Wage Jihad on Jihad

LONDON, England - Muslims across the world wage Jihad on Jihad with mass protests around the globe.

Britain’s Got Talent

LONDON - England - Simon Scowell, Piers Moron and some dozy bint pick a winner out of the talented Brits on display for turgid reality show Britain's Got Talent.

Channel 4 Pilots New Racist Reality Show

LONDON - England - Channel 4 fresh from the Big Brother racism row pilots a new Baywatch style show starring racists Danielle Lloyd, Jade Goody and Jo O'Meara.

Madonna True Age Revealed

LONDON- England - A group of archaeologists and scientists have discovered the true age of Madonna using ground-breaking carbon dating techniques.

Last Piece of Rubble Destroyed in Gaza

Militants from the Palestinian faction Hamas today destroyed the last piece of standing rubble in the Gaza Strip after several days of fighting in which 8000 people have died.