Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Theresa May is seeking to extend Brexit to present her horrid capitulation deal to MPs for a third time. It is imperative that the bad deal is not voted for again.

LONDON - England - Enough is enough, even the Tory hierarchy who have been keeping this loser in place have to see the light, Theresa May has to go.

UK - Brexit Direct Action is a group that plans to blockade all major motorway routes across the country if Article 50 exit on March 29 is delayed and Brexit effectively cancelled.

GRIMSBY - England - The celebrity couple Meghan and Harry were today visiting a graveyard and youth centre in the delightful northern town.

LONDON - England - Rogue MPs have bypassed the democratic vote of the people, and Britain is now in a constitutional crisis. We must restore democracy in parliament.

DEATH ISLAND - Somewhere in the depths of the TV ocean lies an island where death, not love is realised for mass reality entertainment.

PARIS - France - The Champs Elysee was party to some Gilets Jaunes violence once again, this time targeting celebrity restaurants and expensive shops.

LONDON - England - With a third vote looming trying to force MPs to vote for Theresa May's bad deal, MPs are being pushed to either revoke Article 50 and stay in the EU or accept May's bad deal and stay in the EU.

CHRISTCHURCH - New Zealand - Thanks to social networks like Facebook, livestreaming massacres spread far and wide across the internet.

CHRISTCHURCH - New Zealand - On the day of a mass killing of over 40 Muslim worshippers by a lone gunman, we analyse the variables that create the nihilism on display.