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The Cowardly Artists Who Stayed Silent

LONDON - England - The silence of cowardly artists during a time of mass censorship, cancel culture, is a disturbing commentary of our times.
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Iran Backed Proxies Hijack U.S. Ship in Arabian Sea

U.A.E - Iranian backed proxies have hijacked a U.S. tanker, Asphalt Princess, in the Arabian Sea.

Masturbation Could Boost Your Immune System to Fight COVID

LONDON - England - Medical practitioners have revealed that masturbation boosts the immune system which could help fight Covid.
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We’re All Begging Meghan Markle to Apply For U.S. Presidency

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Many, including us, are begging Meghan Markle to apply as a candidate for the U.S. presidency.
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Transgender Weightlifting Knight-ess Comes to Save Women’s Olympics

TOKYO - Japan - The women's Olympic weightlifting event will thankfully be saved by a New Zealand transgender woman.

Week VII: The New Words Being Coined in the Wonderful World of Wellbeing

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is pleased to present a weekly column on Wellbeing with author Adam Jacot de Boinod and meditation coach Emma Ball.

Fully Functional Robots On Cusp of Mass Production

SILICON VALLEY - USA - The exponential increase in technological progress is bringing forth a new age of mass consumer robots.
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Royal Family Look Pathetic and Defenceless Against Constant Attack

MONTECITO - USA - The British royal family will eventually succumb to irreparable damage from constant attack.
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Russia Ready to Take Antarctica, China Ready to Take Taiwan, Biden Ready to Take...

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - While China and Russia are continuing to make bold strategic moves, Joe Biden is sleeping with another nap.
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Biden: “My Butt Has Been Wiped”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Joe Biden, displayed his world-class credentials to reporters, explaining his current butt situation.