Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Behind the scenes the Brexit process is being run by a ruthless strategic genius engineer who is not of this world, and is feared by his enemies.

CHIPPING NORTON - England - Comrade Cameron is back from his Soviet EU exile to sell his book and try to stop Brexit once again for posterity's sake.

ARIZONA - USA - Dinosaurs that farted millions of years ago created mass methane gas deposits that contributed to global warming, scientists reveal.

FRANKFURT - Germany - The ECB finance president, Mario Draghi, has caused quite a storm with the announcement of negative interest rates in the eurozone yesterday.

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The Remainer plot in Westminster to stop Brexit and ruin British democracy are funded in whole by the EU, and many crooked Remainer MPs have been promised vast riches from their EU masters.

LONDON - England - Mayor Sadiq Khan has turned the capital city into a cesspit of bloody murder, knife crime, drug gangs, moped gangs and grotesque horror.

EDINBURGH - Scotland - A politicized, biased, anti-English Scottish court has ruled against English law and parliamentary practice.

LONDON - England - According to a new law passed by an anti-democratic parliament, it will be illegal to have a Brexit on October 31.

LONDON - England - The last leg of the operation to finally enact the result of the EU Referendum as voted by the people on June 23, 2016, must be undertaken in the utmost secrecy. No more blabbing.

LONDON - England - Gina Miller, the Guyanese woman who is trying to stop Brexit and the parliamentary prorogue has lost her case at the High Court.