Assault Weapons Ban: Mr. and Mrs. America They’re Coming For Your Guns
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Democrats have successfully passed a bill to ban assault weapons in the country.
Tory Leadership Contest: Rishi Sunak Unveils His Campaign Anthem Song
SOLIHULL - England - Tory leadership hopeful Rishi Sunak was out on manoeuvres today to solidify his inevitable defeat by unveiling an apt song for his campaign.
Celebriscientitis, a Virally Triggered Personality Disorder Sweeps Through the Science Community
LONDON - England - A rather vulgar personality disorder called 'Celebriscientitis' is sweeping through the scientific community.
The Singularity: World’s First Electric Nanomotor Made From DNA Material
MUNICH - Germany - A research team has created the world's first electric nanomotor from DNA material.
What Happened to Europe?
PARIS - EU - Has the EU killed off Europe, or is it still in the process of killing off Europe? Once a great continent with individual nations, now a sovietised bloc where national cultural character is erased.
Bad Breath May Have Caused Tory Debate Presenter to Faint
LONDON - England - The latest Tory leadership debate between Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss has been cancelled after the presenter fainted on air possibly due to a bad breath incident.
You Don’t Like the Prices? Stop Fucking Spending Money
LONDON - England - The only way to stop the insane merry-go-round of eternal mass exploitation is to stop consuming.
Digital Inspiration From Cannes
CANNES - France - Our pick of some of the most striking digital winners from the Cannes Lions Festival of Creativity.
Jarvis Cocker’s Back “I Need the Money”
SHEFFIELD - England - Quite rightly, Jarvis Cocker and Pulp will be back in 2023 to collect for old time's sake.
IPCC: Vegans Contributing to Anthropogenic Global Warming
GENEVA - Switzerland - An IPCC special report reveals that a vegan diet is one of the major causes of global warming.
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Brexit Begins: Signing of Commencement Order to Repeal European Communities Act...
LONDON - England - The “commencement order” that will trigger the end of the supremacy of EU law in the UK has been signed by Stephen Barclay, the Brexit Secretary.
