FBI to Change Name to ‘Democrat Bureau of Investigations’
FLORIDA - USA - The White House announced the name change of the former FBI today.
Beyond Satire Episode IX
LONDON - England - An occasional column outlining Beyond Satire instances that may or may not bemuse you.
Slick Sunak Redistributes Supplies From Grimsby Food Bank to Tunbridge Wells
TUNBRIDGE WELLS - England - Tory leader hopeful, Slick Sunak created an outrage storm with his new levelling up trick.
Woke Directive 43725-a Demands Ban of All Humour by 2023
SILICON VALLEY - USA - All forms of humour will be banned by the year 2023, the Office of Woke Censorship has revealed.
No DNA Evidence Biden Killed Defunct Terror Group Leader
KABUL - Afghanistan - The Biden administration claims to have offed the defunct Al-Qaeda terror organisation's leader.
Brass Balls Pelosi or Taunting China For War Crazy?
TAIPEI - Taiwan - Nancy Pelosi has arrived in the country provoking a furious response from the communist Chinese government.
Giving 110% Actionable Ideation Core Competency Corporate Solutioneering Learnings For 2022
LONDON - England - Frictionless due diligence in today’s corporate world is essential to organic growth and company synergy.
Kate Middleton and Prince William Urged to Give Up 11 Month Holidays
NASSAU - The Bahamas - The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have been urged to give up their annual 11-month holidays.
Former Cannibal Confesses to Being Secret Vegan
HAMBURG - Germany - High society was in shock today after a former cannibal confessed to having vegan sympathies.
Assault Weapons Ban: Mr. and Mrs. America They’re Coming For Your Guns
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Democrats have successfully passed a bill to ban assault weapons in the country.
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Jacob Rees-Mogg: Soft Brexit Means No Brexit
LONDON - England - The only member of parliament who seems to be talking sense about Brexit is Conservative MP Jacob Rees-Mogg.
