Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - A snowflake millennial man has refused to come out of his safe space for three weeks.

LONDON - England - Analysts at a secretive agency for the analysis of war, have analysed the data regarding World War 3 and revealed their analytical analysis of their findings.

DAMASCUS - Syria - With the hysterical mainstream media headlines calling out World War 3 after the allied bombings of alleged Syrian chemical factories , the reaction by the Russians and President Assad is muted.

MOUNTAIN VIEW - USA - Once upon a time, Google and YouTube used to be a well liked company -- not anymore after a recent poll.

DAMASCUS - Syria - Amid gassings of civilians in the war torn country, some Western leaders have been posturing for war. None of what they say should be believed.

WASHINGTON D.C - USA - Power nerds and their gluttony are now heading companies that are nearly global monopolies.

WINDSOR - England - Soon to be princess, Meghan Markle is set upon injecting some colour into the royal diet.

LOS ANGELES - USA - A Californian man has had his life completely ruined when he accidentally used a wrong gender pronoun.

SAN BRUNO - USA - YouTube staff were today delivered to their Californian HQ by armoured trucks.

LONDON - England - London under Labour leadership is now more murderous than New York. Maybe it is time to ban guns in the UK?