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Thomas Markle Creates Banana Pizza to Commemorate Meghan Birth

ROSARITO BEACH - Mexico - Meghan Markle's estranged dad, Thomas Markle has come up with an amazing banana pizza to get back into her royal favour.
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Liar Theresa May Goes Back On Previous Lie About a Lie

LONDON - England - The lying Prime Minister, Theresa May has reneged on a lie about a lie which she says was not a truth but a lie told truthfully on top of another lie.
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Why Getting a Lobotomy is the Latest Celebrity Craze

LOS ANGELES - USA - Celebrities are dumping tattoos. The latest celebrity craze is now having a lobotomy. Read the full details.
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Abortion May Be Unsavoury But World Needs More Urgently

LONDON - England - Countries worldwide need to increase the proliferation of abortion, sterilisation, contraception to combat overpopulation, pollution and poverty.
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The Bets Are Out On a Clean No Deal Brexit

LONDON - England - With only 43 days to go till Brexit, there is much deliberation yet little action on what is going to happen. There seems to be a stasis not only in Britain but in the EU.
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Why Any Literate Person Should Never Use the Word ‘Woke’ Ungrammatically

NEW YORK - USA - The word 'woke' is now used by all American media even though it is used in an ungrammatical fashion that causes great harm to the English language.
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How the Goy Slaves Rebelled Against Sir Philip Green

MONACO - Sir Philip Green is currently being investigated by the police on allegations of sexual and racial abuse.
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Meghan Could Give Birth to Bunch of Bananas Says Doctor

LONDON - England - Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, has been given some delightful news about her maternity, doctors have revealed at St Mary's Hospital.
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Tusk: “Hell is the EU Because There is NO Escape”

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Donald Tusk, president of the EU Council, reveals why the EU is hell, and no imprisoned nation can ever leave it.
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Trump Delivers State of the Disunion Speech

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Trump has delivered the State of the Disunion speech to much silence and applause. But will he get the wall done? This is the big question.