Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Step aside! 17,410,742 leave voters are set to turn up at Number 10 Downing Street to demand democracy is adhered to in Britain and we Leave the EU. All of it.

LONDON - England - The royal family bloodline of the Saxe-Coburg Gotha family has been changed forever as history is being made with the momentous introduction of the African gene into the house.

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The world renowned Fart Museum is this year celebrating 150 years of farts, and will be attended today by EU president, Jean Claude Juncker as guest of honour.

LONDON - England - The inherent human right to liberty, freedom of expression and speech are in serious danger of being eradicated by totalitarian communist sympathising forces. We must fight to restore our rights as humans to freedom of expression, and liberty.

NEW YORK - USA - Wall Street saw some big drops today in the Dow Jones, NASDAQ, and S&P 500.

LONDON - England - Watching American socialists call themselves 'liberals' belies an altogether truth, they are now very far away from any 'liberal' ideology, and have embraced Marxism and communism.

LONDON - England - Instead of punishing voters with heavy taxation, why doesn't the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Philip Hammond, use the £39 Billion EU blood money, to pay for the NHS?

PALO ALTO - USA - In a few years, every home will have a Facebook Portal 1984 Telescreen compulsorily installed.

MANCHESTER - England - Money flow in the Premiership football world always comes from the highest levels and the richest football club owners, proving that to make money, you need money.

ISTANBUL - Turkey - Missing journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, who entered the Saudi Consulate, but was never seen leaving, may have been sold to local kebab shops after being dismembered, sources claim.