Bush Ratings at All-Time High 29%

Washington DC - George W Bush is on a roll with a new high National Approval Rating of 29%.

Artists Hold Benefit Concert for Themselves

LONDON - England - Corporate Artists worldwide are sick and tired of masquerading as caring benefit concert givers. A group of artists are now coming out and saying the lies are over 'we are the main benefit.'

Discovery Bigger Than Octosquid Pulled from Ocean

BORNEO -- Scientists and deep sea divers have captured an image of a previously undiscovered creature and are baffled and excited by the new discovery.

Live Earth Celebrities’ Carbon Footprint Huge

NEW YORK -- The Live Earth event will create a huge carbon footprint on the globe in the name of climate preservation.

Spice Girls Really Wanna Zimmer Zimmer ah!

LONDON - England - The Spice Girls are back and the doyens of Girl Power really want to party one last time before they take the last gig in the sky.

More Fear Needed

The recent spate of terror and fear headlines needs to be increased say Ministers for the new cabinet of Gordon Brown.

Stabbings Down From June

LONDON - England - Stabbings are set to fall in July because of new Police initiatives to actively fight crime.

Police Release Haymarket Bomber Photograph

LONDON, England - Britain's new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, starts his tenure with a bomb threat that has shut down central London and created a 'fear festival' for most Londoner's.

Blair Leaves Office with Legacy Intact

LONDON, England - Tony Blair left office today to praise and cheers from the people of Britain and America.

Muslims Wage Jihad on Jihad

LONDON, England - Muslims across the world wage Jihad on Jihad with mass protests around the globe.