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Syria War: UK Council Tax 60% Rise Will Help
LONDON - England - Cash strapped councils across Britain will have to increase council tax by as much as sixty percent in some parts of the country to compensate for the funding shortfall due to the massive migratory influx especially from countries like Syria.
The North Will Be Stronger if We Take Back Control
MANCHESTER - England - Gordon Brown will today falsely claim that taking back control of Britain will lead to the North experiencing a 'Great Depression'.
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Democracy the EU Way
CATALONIA - The Catalan democratically held referendum got off to a great start the other day, when EU stormtroopers stopped voters getting to the polling stations by beating them with truncheons.
Tsipras: “I’m Thinking of Changing Greek Flag Colour”
ATHENS - Greece - The Greeks not paying the IMF $1.6 billion last night after many months of posturing from the ruling Syriza party could be the precursor for something way bigger, but has Greek PM Tsipras seen the error of his ways by penning a last ditch cry for help letter?
Grim Up North: Man Can’t Get to Doctor For Incurable Gonorrhoea Treatment Because of Floods
SCUNTHORPE - England - A man wishing to get treatment for his incurable gonorrhoea is stuck because of the mass floods up North.
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This Article Went Viral Tomorrow
LONDON - England - Hello. You are now reading this viral article from the future and it has gone kind of viral. Please do not be alarmed, just keep spreading it around, and around, around.
BNP Plan Special Crayons for British Schools
BRUSSELS - Belgium - British National Party leader, Nick Griffin is spearheading a schools project which could have all British schools using only BNP crayons in art classes.
Winehouse 'Sings' on Stage
BELGRADE - Serbia - Concert-goers were wowed yesterday when pop singer Amy Winehouse actually sang on stage.
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Switzerland Suspends Application to Join EU
GENEVA - Switzerland - The Swiss people are behind Britain's Brexit contingent and understand full well how the EU has a detrimental effect on sovereignty, trade and industry.
Sarkozy to Join Travelling Circus
PARIS - France - After a humiliating defeat in regional elections, Nicolas Sarkozy has decided that politics is not for him and has joined a travelling circus troupe as a midget.
Brown Could Be World’s Only Dictator Left
LONDON - England - With news that Iran's Ahmedinnajacket and North Korea's Kim Jong Il are to retire from dictating, our unelected prime minister, Gordon Brown, could be one of the only dictators left in the world.
Science: Why Biological Women Could be Superseded in Future
STOCKHOLM - Sweden - The rise of feminism and misandry amongst today's women could be the advent of a future with no biological women left, a team of scientific thinkers and technologists revealed on Sunday.
Germans Embracing Islam and Allah
BERLIN - Germany - Thousands of Germans are daily coming around to the glory of Islam, and its inherent peaceful message.
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Satellite Imaging: Ireland Disappears Off the Map
LONDON - England - The once proud nation of Ireland is no more, new satellite images have revealed.
David Miliband On the EU: Wrong Then, Wrong Now
LONDON - England - David Miliband is to speak on the EU referendum. He was wrong during office, and he is wrong now.
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Meghan Markle Says Being in Royal Family Like Being On Welfare But Slightly Different
SCUNTHORPE - England - Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex has spoken briefly about her thoughts on joining the royal family.
European Union Commission President Addresses EU Army Troops
NUREMBERG - Germany - On the eve of being crowned the next unelected President of the European Union, Kommandant von der Leyen addressed massed EU Army brigades and EU Soviet workers party officials.
Immigrant Congress Woman Tells Trump to Go Back to Glasgow to Sort it Out
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Donald Trump was told to go back to Glasgow, Scotland to sort out problems there, by an African congress woman.
Urgent Communique to Iranian Minister of Foreign Affairs From Princeton Professor to Avert Imminent...
NEW JERSEY - USA - We publish an urgent message of peace written by a concerned Princeton professor addressed to the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Islamic Republic of Iran.
Kiwis: “Sorry No New Zealand Lamb For England”
LONDON - England - The Kiwi Trade Minister, who attended the cricket world cup final between England and New Zealand on Sunday is outraged at the result and is vowing a blockade on lamb chops.
Mourning the Death of Another Instagram YouTube ‘Star’ Killed By Own Vanity
LONDON - England - Another paragon of human society, YouTube Instagram 'star', has bought the farm, amongst all the other victims of their own narcissism in the overflowing cemetery of social media.
The Ultimate Iberian Holiday
IBIZA - Spain - Imagine sailing across the tranquil turquoise seas of this Balearic island, calmness and beauty combined to bring true magic to your holiday.
Vladimir Bukovsky: The Dissident’s Book of Soviet Crime and Western Complicity
CAMBRIDGE - England - Vladimir Bukovsky's book "Judgment in Moscow" is a vast treasury of material revealing the insider goings-on of a Soviet regime of totalitarian madness and brutality.
Smart Toaster: How To Choose The Right Toaster For Your Home
Getting a toaster is no easy feat, you have to make a lot of crucial decisions that could affect your breakfasts for a very long time.
West Asleep: Iran Continues Uranium Enrichment Program For Bomb
TEL AVIV - Israel - Every day is a day lost of inaction as the Iranian regime increases their uranium refining production to 90% weapons grade. Who will make the first move?
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Obama Spotted Hiding in Woods From Goldman Sachs Creditors
NORTH CAROLINA - USA - President Barack Obama, who received $950,000 of campaign funding from the disgraced Goldman Sachs bank was spotted in a forest trying to escape creditors asking for their money back.
