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Why Any Literate Person Should Never Use the Word ‘Woke’ Ungrammatically
NEW YORK - USA - The word 'woke' is now used by all American media even though it is used in an ungrammatical fashion that causes great harm to the English language.
When Facebook Crashed Phone Networks Jammed
CHICAGO - USA - When online social networking site, Facebook, was offline for over half-an-hour yesterday, phone networks worldwide noticed a massive surge in volume of calls.
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Revealed: Kim Jong-un’s Cure for Aids, Ebola and Cancer With Single Mystery Wonder-drug
PYONYANG - N. Korea - The secretive dictatorship headed by fearless and fat Kim Jong-un and his extraordinary claims of curing major diseases has come under scrutiny in the West, the secret recipe is finally revealed.
Obama Nearing Decision to Send More Troops to US Cities
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Barack Obama is nearing a decision to send more than 300,000 additional U.S. troops to American cities next year.
How to Use Instagram for Business: 8 Strategies You Need to Know
LONDON - England - Using social sites like Instagram can be a very powerful business tool for brand awareness, and promotion.
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10 Tips How to Avoid Getting Killed by American Police if You’re Black
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Independent NGO, The American Population Society has come up with ten useful tips for black Americans and how they do not have to get themselves into positions of discomfort.
Corbyn: “Next Election, Students Will Vote Three Times Each For Labour”
LONDON - England - With revelations that Corbyn Labour supporting students voted twice in the election, there are no regrets at Labour HQ.
Tories to Leave Note to Next Labour Government Saying ‘Here’s the Money Spend It’
LONDON - England - The tragic letter stating that all the money in Britain had been spent, left by outgoing Labour former Treasury Chief Secretary Liam Byrne, is to be revised by the Tories when they will probably be ousted from power in 2015.
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Northumberland Police Discover Location of Their Own Cafeteria
ROTHBURY - England - The Northumberland constabulary have discovered the location of their own cafeteria located in their Head Quarters.
Quantitative Easing Threatens Brazilian Rainforest
LONDON - England - The Bank of England is set to begin "printing money" in a bid to boost the failing economy after its rate-setting committee unanimously agreed that there was no other option under the current circumstances.
Manchester Brothels Celebrating Sports Star’s Five Year Contract Renewal
MANCHESTER - England - Prostitutes in one of the cities best known brothels were seen to be doing high fives at the wonderful news.
The Death of Christianity Much Exaggerated in the Minds of the Deceivers
CANTERBURY - England - All of humanity is waking up to the grandest deception ever perpetrated in history.
Missing N.Korean Submarine Found
FLORIDA - USA - A North Korean submarine reported missing, on Saturday, has been found. The reclusive state issued a fresh threat of retaliation against US and South Korean forces involved in joint military drills.
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Comrade Corbyn Addresses High Party Apparatchiks and Bolsheviks
MANCHESTER - England - Comrade Jeremy Corbyn, supreme Soviet Labour leader has spoken about his 10-year plan of collectivism after the revolution.
Massive Investigation After England Wins a Cricket Match
LONDON - England - Lords cricket ground was at the centre of a massive investigation by the International Cricket Council after the England team's spectacular win yesterday.
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War is Only Way Trump Can Win Election
GETTYSBURG - USA - Trump's chances of getting another four years as president in November's election are declining each day...unless..
Ode to Hogarth: The End of Social Distancing Pubs Open
GIN LANE - England - The 18th century satirist, William Hogarth would have recognised the scenes last night when social distancing ended and the pubs re-opened.
Prince Andrew Being Coached On How to Survive Prison
RIKERS ISLAND - USA - Prince Andrew is currently being coached by prison ex convicts and aides on how to survive a long stretch in an American prison.
COVID-19 Cases Increasing Exponentially as Businesses and Schools Re-Open
LONDON - England - COVID-19 virus cases will increase at an exponential level once schools and businesses re-open.
BLM Campaign Failure: Are Black People More Hated Now Than Before Riots?
LONDON - England - The BLM and ANTIFA Marxist riots may have damaged relations between blacks and whites irreparably. Could this be part of the greater plan?
Oh Dear, Seattle CHOP Gets the CHOP!
SEATTLE - USA - The Capitol Hill Organized Protest (CHOP) autonomous zone has finally been given the chop.
Black Lives Matter More Than Others
MINNEAPOLIS - USA - Black Lives Matter More Than Other Lives, even if you are another minority, and you die in police custody, your life does not matter as much as black lives matter.
SEEKING HELP IN A JOBS CRISIS
LONDON - England - The economic fallout of the COVID-19 outbreak has provoked layoffs and left freelancers without clients. We asked Uzma Afridi of the UK’s National Advertising Benevolent Society (NABS) for advice.
Should Humans Be Forced to Like Things or People They Don’t Like?
LONDON - England - Freedom of speech is once again being curtailed by mass censorship and Cancel Culture, aligning the West with Communist China.
CoronAmerica Virus Nightmare Continues
FLORIDA - USA - The CoronAmerica virus continues to infect millions daily unabated, as a feeling of apathy and denial pervades the nation.
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Strange Pope Seen Flying Over Rome
VATICAN CITY - Italy - The new pope, who is exhibiting some very strange behaviour since his ascension to the highest Catholic throne, was seen flying over the Italian capital city yesterday on a magic carpet.
