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German Industry Calls for Free Trade Deal if We Vote Leave...
BERLIN - Germany - The Chief Executive and Director General of the BDI, Markus Kerber, has called for continued free trade if the UK leaves the EU.
Obama Wins Second Nobel Peace Prize
OSLO - Norway - President Barack Obama has won his second Nobel Peace Prize in less than two years, the Nobel Peace Prize panel has announced.
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Our Only Day Off Today
LONDON - England - Today is our annual day off.
Here They Come to Snuff the Rooster
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Ain't found a way to kill me yet. Eyes burn with stinging sweat. Seems every path leads me to nowhere. You know he ain't gonna die No, no, no, ya know he ain't gonna die Here they come to snuff the rooster.
Obama: “Putin is Bluffing”
HAWAII - USA - President Obama has stated that he is 100% sure that Russian president, Vladimir Putin is bluffing.
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OJ Simpson to Perform Prison Puppet Shows for Inmates
LAS VEGAS - Nevada - OJ Simpson is in training for his forthcoming prison puppet show tour.
Some Sort of Lives Do Something
SAN FRANCISCO - USA - The sporadic manifestation of lives entangled within the maelstrom of life itself -- satirically described by a living life himself, from across the pond.
Are You Ready For Holiday Season Schengen Death Lottery?
BRUSSELS - Belgium - Going on holiday in Europe this summer could mean you don't come back or you leave some body parts behind at your European destination.
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Gordon Brown Chosen For Top IMF Job
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Former British prime minister, Gordon Brown, has been chosen by an IMF panel to be the successor to Dominique Strauss-Kahn, it has been announced.
Forward to 2018: How the Epica Awards Has Grown in Prestige
PARIS - France - For over thirty years, the Epica Awards has been a global leader in showcasing creative talent, and in 2018, it is moving to new heights.
Doherty Honoured by Queen at Buckingham Palace
LONDON - England - Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II honoured Pete Doherty with an MBE for his services to drug taking and avoiding arrest this afternoon.
Meghan Markle Says She Will Only Come Back to UK If She Can Sit...
LONDON - England - Meghan Markle in a series of demands has revealed she will only come back to UK if she can sit on the Queen's throne.
Prince Charles Selling Horse Burgers From Sandringham
SANDRINGHAM - England - Prince Charles is now selling fully fledged horse burgers from the Queen's Norfolk estate, palace sources have revealed.
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CONFESSIONS: Harry Too Stupid to Realise Meghan Setting Him Up For...
LOS ANGELES - USA - Meghan is pushing Harry to make series of public confessions so that her lawyers can use the material for a future divorce.
Experts: Theresa May Condemning UK to EU Triple Lock Deal
LONDON - England - Theresa May's deal will invoke a triple lock system where the UK will not be able to extricate itself from and will be forced to rejoin the EU.
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In an Increasingly Insane World: Self Sufficiency is Key
BUGOUT ZONE - Self sufficiency and preparedness should be a top priority before societal and governmental breakdown. The global condition is becoming more uncertain daily.
Beyond Satire VI
LONDON - England - Once more unto the breach, we compile a brief group of news headlines that could be deemed as Beyond Satire.
THE EPICA AWARDS 2021 LIVE FROM PARIS
PARIS - France - This year's Epica Awards ceremony will be held in the illustrious French capital city. Epica's press jury has worked tirelessly to present this year's winners.
Secretive BLM Directive and Flash Robberies Across Democrat Run States
CALIFORNIA - USA - Socialist-run American states are seeing a spate of flash robberies after the acquittal decision of Kyle Rittenhouse.
Daily Squib Knew Chinese Communist Party Exporting Internet Censorship Globally in 2018
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib knew the CCP was exporting internet censorship in 2018.
The Christmas Present No One Wanted – Omicron
LONDON - England - Who wants their Christmas present of Omicron this year? Do you, do you over there, what about you?
French Police Calmly Watch as 33 Migrants Drown
CALAIS - France - French police calmly watched as over 33 migrants allowed to cross the English Channel drowned in French waters.
EPICA AWARDS ANNOUNCES 2021 PRESELECTION
PARIS - France - The Epica Awards winners to be announced during an online show on December 9.
Top Tips for Choosing a Tattoo You Are Happy With
LOS ANGELES - USA - Getting a tattoo can be a life-changing decision, so think carefully before you commit to anything.
No Mention of BLM Man Who Killed and Injured Multiple Innocents in Democrat-Run Media
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - America's liberal socialist media news networks are completely ignoring the Waukesha Christmas massacre by a BLM operative.
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US Forces Lose 190K Toothpicks in Iraq
WASHINGTON DC - America admitted yesterday it had lost 190,000 toothpicks and dental floss given to the Iraqi security forces.
