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Black Overload: Oscars Go All White
LOS ANGELES - USA - The Hollywood Oscars this year are all about race according to disgruntled black actors, but the question should be, what about other races apart from black people, who have had supremacy during the Obama reign?
Bring Back Plantations Say African Americans
ST LOUIS - USA - Recent surveys have revealed that many African Americans hark back to the good old days when they lived and worked in plantations.
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Comrades Across World Welcome Centralized Economy
NEW YORK - USA - The final bell tolled today for capitalism as a new era was ushered in.
Family Can’t Go to Tuscany After Tax Credit Cut
GRIMSBY - England - Tax credit cuts are causing mayhem in Britain today and it's all because of the Conservative government.
Brexit: “Screw Ireland Build 200 Foot High Border Wall”
LONDON - England - No one should be dictating to Britain about anything, let alone a zone of the EU which has been defeated by Brussels surrendering their sovereignty completely, namely Ireland.
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Hillary Clinton Shapeshifts During Crisis Summit
BRUSSELS - Belgium - Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told an audience Friday "never waste a good crisis," and momentarily shapeshifted into her true form as she highlighted the opportunity of increasing control systems over the human populations by utilising the ruse of a greener, less energy-intensive planet.
How to Get Started as a Foreign Exchange Trader
LONDON - England - Forex trading is not an easy thing to do as there are many important factors to consider, however if you calculate risk well then you can profit.
INSIGHT: Healthcare in the USA
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Brits may not believe this, but in the USA people have to pay for all of their health care, resulting in some losing their homes.
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Jean Claude Juncker Projectile Vomits On Reporters
BRUSSELS - Belgium - EU President, Jean Claude Juncker has spectacularly projectile vomited onto a group of reporters, it has been reported in all news sources.
Merkel to Have Sense of Humour Injected Into Her Brain
HAMBURG - Germany - Chancellor Angela Merkel is to undergo a medical procedure to inject some humour into her brain.
U.S. Bombing: Patients Burned Alive in Their Hospital Beds
KUNDUZ - Afghanistan - Patients burned alive in a hospital after being bombed by U.S. jets killing 19 people.
Royal Family Prepares Itself For Arrival of Creole Princess
LONDON - England - The Royal family prepare to move into the 21st Century by welcoming Prince Harry's new bride-to-be Meghan Markle.
Obama Eunuch Castration Scare
CHICAGO - USA - Senator Barack Obama was embroiled in a castration drama during a Fox News interview with Jesse Jackson and Bill O'Reilly yesterday.
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Vinnie Jones Working as Anaesthetist in Russia
PERM - Russia - Vinnie Jones, the ex-football hard man and Hollywood actor has taken up working for a hospital in the Russian city of Perm, a city in the Urals,
Michelle Obama Says America’s Insects Need to Diet Immediately
WASHINGTON DC - USA - During her official address to the nation today, First Lady Michelle Obama reminded the audience that insects need a proper diet and exercise, just like humans do.
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Squatter Refuses to Leave Number 10
LONDON - England - Number 10 Downing street has been taken over by a wailing squatter, Westminster Council have reported.
EU Experts: Empires Cannot Survive Without Constant Expansion
BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU empire has to constantly expand its territory through economic and military conquest or much like any empire throughout history, wither and die.
Conservative Party to Get Loads of Votes in European Elections
LONDON - England - According to the latest polls the Conservative party will get thousands of votes at the European elections.
Jamie Oliver to Open New Chain of Restaurants
LONDON - England - TV chef Jamie Oliver is to open a new chain of restaurants in the West End and Shoreditch.
BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Thwarts Dangerous Toxic Leak in Beverly Hills
LOS ANGELES - USA - Celebrity, Kim Kardashian, was today involved in a terrible incident in which she saved hundreds of people.
Dead Horse Unable to Flog Dead Horse
LONDON - England - Theresa May is a dead horse trying to flog a dead horse of a rehashed deal that no one wants. She will try to push it through parliament for the fourth time in June.
Get Ready For Wimbledon 2019
LONDON - England - This year's Wimbledon is set to be another corker. Get your strawberries and cream ready.
Daily Squib Accurately Predicted Theresa May Would Cry in 1922 Committee Showdown
LONDON - England - Toxic Theresa May, a pitiful wretch devoid of dignity, has survived another 1922 Committee meeting by crying and pleading with the men in grey suits.
BREAKING NEWS: Prince Louis Climbed to the Top of a Slide Mother Kate Reveals
BLETCHLEY PARK - England - The Duchess of Cambridge, recalls the amazing moment Prince Louis climbed a slide.
Palace News: Archie May One Day Meet His Long Lost Brother/Sister
WINDSOR - England - There is good news from America. Apparently Archie may have a long lost brother or sister he may one day meet.
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Palestinians Have No Claim On Israel Any More
JERUSALEM - Israel - All nations throughout world history have at one time displaced others through conquest, Israel is no different to others.
