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Stephen Fry Fans Close to Suicide After Twitter Goes Down for...
LONDON - England - There was mass panic on the internet yesterday, especially amongst fans of the celebrity, Stephen Fry, when social networking site Twitter was offline for up to six hours after a hacking attack.
Al Qaeda Terrorists Advise on Best Underpants for Terror
SAN'A - Yemen - Al Qaeda terror bombers give their tips on the best buy comfiest underpants to wear this bombing season.
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Loser May Melted Like Swiss Cheese Returns From Brussels
BRUSSELS - Belgium - Pathetic Theresa May is a loser with no charisma or bargaining power. Just go and let the real people deal with Brexit.
Boston Dynamics Going From Strength to Strength
BOSTON - USA - The Daily Squib has been following Boston Dynamics, the robotics company for years, and we are truly astounded at the immense leaps in technological prowess this astounding company has achieved.
Genocide and the Politics of Hypocrisy
Throughout history, genocide, a systematic cleansing of people, has been utilised for the purposes of national or religious doctrine, but its mention today is simply to dredge up history, to cause rifts, and to hark back to almost forgotten eras.
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Paralympics Proof That Disability Allowance Could Be Cut
LONDON - England - The amazing dexterity and strength of the Paralympians is proof that the government may not need to pay disabled people a penny in benefits anymore say Whitehall insiders.
What Can Help the Russian President with His Image Abroad?
MOSCOW - Russia - Vladimir Putin may foster a macho image to his fellow Russians but does this endear him to the West, where he is viewed with much disdain?
Enjoy the Rolling Hills of the English Countryside While You Still Can
WEST SUSSEX - England - Now's the time to enjoy the beautiful rolling hills of the English countryside because in a few years it will not be there any more.
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Mosley Celebrates Court Case Win With Massive Orgy
LONDON - England - World motorsport chief Max Mosley is celebrating in grand style tonight after he won legal action against a Sunday newspaper.
Henry Kissinger to Get Job Writing For Daily Squib
LONDON - England - Former Nixon-era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, is dropping everything in his Connecticut ranch to fly over to Britain and start a new life as a writer on our illustrious paper.
French Cheese Mountain in Belgium Attributed to Depardieu
NECHIN - Belgium - EU officials are complaining that the latest cheese surplus in the country is nothing to do with governmental waste but newly tax exiled French actor Gerard Depardieu.
EU Superstate: Frank-Walter Steinmeier Moving to Erase All National Borders and Powers
BRUSSELS - Belgium - Brexit has given the EU an opportunity to fast track member states being forced into a Superstate erasing all national borders.
U.S. Police Shot Man For Two Hours Non Stop But Had 15 Min. Break
ARLINGTON - USA - There were no scenes of outrage or protests today as news filtered through about a new police shooting jamboree.
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Religious People Have Triggers to Kill
LONDON - England - A group of rational human beings finally reveal the truth about mass organised religions/religious people and their destructive course which threatens the very existence of the planet.
Tiger Woods to Take Break After 18 Hole Victory
FLORIDA - USA - Champion golfer, Tiger Woods, is to take a brief break from 'golfing' after another 18 hole victory that has gripped the world of sport.
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Thomas Markle Bans Meghan and Harry From Using Markle Brand
ROSARITO - Mexico - After being banned by the Queen from using the 'Sussex Royal' brand for profit, Meghan's estranged dad, Thomas Markle has now done the same.
Celebrated Brit Awards Rappers Can Only Say Three Words Repeated Ad Infinitum
LONDON - England - It's more of the same from the shameful Brit Awards this year, as the state of the Music Biz has fallen to its lowest level yet.
Daily Squib Office Ordered ‘Sussex Royal’ Toilet Brushes Weeks Ago – Now Cancelled
LONDON - England - The Queen has banned Harry and Meghan from using the 'Sussex Royal' brand to make millions by selling tat.
Former Prince Harry Loving Time in Canada
VANCOUVER - Canada - Former royal, prince Harry is said to be settling down well to married life with his wife Meghan Markle and the kid in his freebie mansion.
Bernie Sanders: “I Want to Change America into China”
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Many of the supporters of Bernie Sanders are ignorant to his communist policies which will ruin America forever if he is ever voted in.
Societal Collapse More of Threat Than Coronavirus
LONDON - England - All it would take is for supermarkets to close for a three to four days before societal collapse would occur in the UK.
Workers in China Discover Thousands of Sealed #Coronavirus Corpses in Body Bags
GUANGDONG PROVINCE - China - Workers have discovered thousands of corpses in body bags in an underground complex.
Annoying Voice: Nasal Keir Starmer Can’t Speak Properly Say Voters
MACCLESFIELD - England - Keir Starmer and his nasal droning voice puts off voters as he bids to become the next Labour leader.
Hungry ‘Death Island’ Eats Another Soul
LONDON - England - 'Death Island' has eaten another soul much to the delight of ITV executives on the crass banal exploitative reality show.
Fiction Prophesy: 1981 Book Describes Viral Outbreak Called Wuhan-400
LONDON - England - A 1981 book that described a viral outbreak from Wuhan, China has strange similarities to today's viral outbreak.
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Germany’s 380,000 Homeless Welcome Syrian Refugees
MUNICH - Germany - Chancellor Merkel may be opening her arms to tens of thousands of Syrian refugees to be fed, clothed and given new homes, but what about the German homeless who are routinely ignored?
