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Celebrity Pregnancies Fuelling Celebrity Population
LOS ANGELES - USA - There are so many celebrity pregnancies these days that the celebrity populations are getting seriously overcrowded, entertainment experts have warned.
Genuine Guitarists Relieved After Guitar Hero Game Demise
LONDON - England - Millions of real guitarists made a collective sigh of relief around the world yesterday after it was revealed that games company Activision is dumping the Guitar Hero game franchise.
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Jeremy Clarkson to be Sainted, Knighted and Given Nobel Peace Prize
LONDON - England - Buckingham Palace has confirmed that Jeremy Clarkson is to be Sainted, Knighted and given the Nobel Peace Prize all at the same time.
Satellite Cable Boxes With Camera Surveillance Systems to Monitor Public in Homes
CHICAGO - USA - The US and British governments have finally admitted to the use of camera surveillance equipment in peoples homes.
Obama Moves On Water Pistols
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama is moving to ban all water pistols in the United States and is bringing in hefty regulations and laws to criminalise water pistol ownership.
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Fake Coup: Turk Army Plotters Couldn’t Organise a Barbecue in a Kebab Shop
ISTANBUL - Turkey - The Turkish army faction that attempted a faux coup have left the Turkish military looking very weak and a beaten emasculated force of wimps.
Chav Hoodie Christmas in the U.K.
LONDON - England - It's shopping time for the hoodies and disenchanted youth as they go on mass flash robberies across the capital city.
Blair Prepares for Last Visit to Washington
WASHINGTON DC - British Prime Minister Tony Blair offered a repentant apology for the illegal war in Iraq as he got off the plane for his final visit to see George W Bush.
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Russia: When Satan Comes to Visit
MOSCOW - Russia - The Russians have today unveiled their latest little play toy, the RS-28 Sarmat, or Satan 2, stealth ballistic missile which can destroy an area the size of France with a single detonation travelling at speeds up to Mach 12.
Russell Brand Talks About His Champagne Socialism
LONDON - England - Russell Brand shocks guests from his suite at the Savoy hotel.
Carla Bruni Outshines Bling Bling Sarkozy During UK Visit
LONDON - England - French President Nicolas Sarkozy was overshadowed by his hot new supermodel wife Carla Bruni on his recent visit to London.
The 2018 Grand National: An Early Look at the Best Bets in the Race
AINTREE - England - This year's Grand National is set to be a real blistering racing competition.
Revealed: The Secret Espionage Tricks Jeremy Corbyn Utilised to Pass Secrets to Soviets
LONDON - England - Cold War espionage secrets have been disclosed in newly-declassified MI5 files which reveal how Soviet spy, Jeremy Corbyn obtained key details of parliament while stalking the halls of Westminster.
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Palin May Drop McCain From Campaign
WASILLA - Alaska - Sarah Palin's team are considering dropping support man John McCain from the election contest.
Think Tank: Why Mass EU Migration Will be Good For UK
LONDON - England - Why is mass migration good for the UK and the EU? A British think tank has come up with some thoughts about the positive nature of super states and how genetic mixing is beneficial to human existence, economically as well as socially.
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Procter & Gamble’s Gamble With Gillette Toxic Masculinity Ad
LONDON - England - Millions of men worldwide are now boycotting Gillette after an ad which portrays all men as leering abusive animals skewing masculinity for anti-male agenda.
Socialist Venezuelan President Maduro to Give Citizens Free Used Toilet Paper
CARACAS - Venezuela - Socialist president Nicolas Maduro has delighted his citizens by offering everyone free used toilet rolls for their own use.
Goodbye Mrs May and Please Don’t Come Back
LONDON - England - On the eve of Theresa May's final reckoning where her BRINO deal will be presented to parliament, there is only one last thing to say to you Mrs May..
No Difference to Theresa May’s Deal and Staying in EU
LONDON - England - On Tuesday, 15 January, 2019, Theresa May will present her BRINO deal to parliament, which is no better than staying in the EU.
Meghan Markle Aides Could Be Replaced by Robot Says Palace
WINDSOR - England - The Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, has suffered many staff resignations due to her demanding temperament, however the palace may have come up with a suitable solution.
Coward Britannia: How Treachery Became Normalized in Britain Today
LONDON - England - Britons are a defeated people saddled with treachery, no backbone anymore, or any will for freedom, democracy or Brexit.
Experts: Theresa May Condemning UK to EU Triple Lock Deal
LONDON - England - Theresa May's deal will invoke a triple lock system where the UK will not be able to extricate itself from and will be forced to rejoin the EU.
Theologians: Jesus May Have Turned Water into Scotch Malt Whisky
ROME - Italy - New parchments discovered by theologians prove that Jesus also changed water into whisky.
Historians: Britain Now Under Feudal Dictatorship Led By Rogue MPs
HASTINGS - England - Britain's history seems to be revisiting 1066 when William I defeated the English king Harold, and the feudal system was introduced across the country.
Back to Feudalism: MPs Shutting Down Brexit is Undemocratic
LONDON - England - Brexit has been effectively hijacked by MPs in the House of Commons, circumnavigating any democratic EU Referendum vote to leave the EU.
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Obama: Cops Need to be Disarmed No More Guns
MARTHA'S VINEYARD - The president of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama has had enough of guns, especially in the light of the killing of another black teen by a policeman.
