BRISBANE - Australia - A new celebrity show from ITV has TV audiences really confused because no one knows who the celebrities are.
LONDON - England - Results are finally in for the best music video of all time, in conjunction with MTV, Daily Squib readers have voted for the Antoine Dobson Bed Intruder music video.
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Shrine of Julianos - SKYRIM - Prepare for another leap into the wonderful magical world of Skyrim with the PS4 Special edition from Bethesda Softworks.
PORTREE - Isle of Skye - Shamed Hollywood Twilight starlet, Kristen Stewart joined the nunnery of 34 nuns yesterday and will stay there for as long as she is part of the sisterhood, her former agent has revealed.
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LONDON - England - According to government appointed trend experts, going bankrupt is the next cool thing after ASBOs.
LOS ANGELES - USA - The 84-year-old Playboy founder is to get married to a 24-year-old playmate he met in 2008.
BURNLEY - England - Forget about having muscly upper arms like Michelle Obama, according to top Hollywood trainer to the stars, Fendi Lensley, this summer's must-have under arm accessory is a pair of swinging bingo wings.
PARIS - France - Hitler spared Paris in 1940, but ISIS would not have such mercy. The iconic masterpieces of past eras still standing today would be demolished one by one.
EASTBOURNE - England - The British media has shocked the nation by revealing the name of 13 year old father of one, Alfie Patten, as one of the oldest first-time fathers recorded in England and Wales.
TRUDGECHESTER - England - The Prime Minister may be on his holidays but that doesn't stop him making new irrelevant policy gestures.
CUPERTINO - USA - People are getting so lazy these days that simple actions like moving a mouse pointer to the other side of a screen is considered hard work.
LONDON - England - Terrorist journalist organisation, the Guardian newspaper's terror training camp in the heart of Shoreditch has been neutralised thanks to a drone strike late last night the BBC reported.
JERUSALEM - Israel - The problem of land ownership of this region of the Middle East has been ongoing for thousands of years.
NOOSPHERE - If there is proof needed that idiots run governments, trying to regulate cryptocurrencies is another verifiable reason that governments are indeed overrun by idiots.
LONDON - England - Downing Street officials have confirmed that today is the day Mrs. May will be looking for another job after giving away multiple concessions to Brussels during Brexit negotiations.
LONDON - England - In a twitter tweet today, President Trump demanded the Daily Squib take down an interview we conducted with him in 2016.
BRUSSELS - Belgium - Theresa May has capitulated to the EU ransom demands and will pay them 100 Billion euros.
LONDON - England - Sadiq Khan’s planning blueprint will call for more gender neutral loos, and different types of toilets to cater to people’s differing needs.
BORNEO - Channel 5 are piloting a new reality show from entertainment company Endemol called "I'm a Celebrity Sex-Pest Get Me In There".
LONDON - England - The introduction of the EU Snoopers Charter is just a little taster of the totalitarian EU state's hold over Britain in the future.