ONTARIO - Canada - Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have announced they will leave Britain for North America and resign their senior royal duties.
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NEW YORK - USA - The Israeli Prime Minister has finally had an attempted humour transplant and is set to have an interview on David Letterman's late night show, sources close to the PM have revealed.
TEXAS - USA - Infowars has effectively been purged from the major tech controlled web hubs.
NEW DELHI - India - The Daily Squib is offering five lucky female readers a bad taste once in a life time trip on a bus touring India's wonderful rape capital city.
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LONDON - England - Britain's Health and Safety commission has been found to be unsafe and will be disbanded within the year says the Ministry of Common Sense.
LONDON - England - The apocalypse seems to be a completely ordered and calm, slow break down in society.
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CHESHUNT - England - A 26-year-old man has been arrested for retweeting a retweet of a retweet on Twitter on Saturday, police sources have revealed.
LONDON - England - The EU does not stand for democracy, and if Britain surrenders it will be lost forever. We shall never surrender.
LONDON - England - Buckingham Palace has confirmed that Jeremy Clarkson is to be Sainted, Knighted and given the Nobel Peace Prize all at the same time.
VILNIUS - Lithuania - The independent NEW! Agency won an illustration Gold at the Epica Awards. We spoke to the creative director and the illustrator behind a mission to aid a literary landmark.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - First lady, Michelle Obama has been involved in a White House fracas that has caused some friction in the presidential household.
LONDON - England - The mourning BBC announced the news yesterday of David Miliband's extreme transatlantic sulk where he will make millions of pounds off the backs of suffering Third Worlders with a new 'charity' job.
LONDON - England - The Duke of Edinburgh has passed away.
MINNEAPOLIS - USA - The assorted police and medical experts paraded in front of the court case for the death of George Floyd have thrown Derek Chauvin under the bus.
LOS ANGELES - USA - Royal experts reveal that Meghan Markle assumed she could move up in rank in the British monarchy.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Worrying troop movements by the Russian and Chinese military are mostly going unnoticed by Biden.
BEIJING - China - Communist Chinese scientists in the PLA are working on developing human animal hybrids as super soldiers.
LONDON - England - Labour leader Ed Miliband, is unrepentant about abandoning the plight of the Syrian children allegedly gassed by the Assad regime.