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Bulgarians and Romanians Want Jobs as MPs in Parliament
LONDON - England - Millions of Eastern Europeans are queuing up to come to Britain in January 2014 so they can get jobs as low paid MPs in the Houses of Parliament.
Snorkeling Holidays in the English Countryside
Tewkesbury - Gloucestershire - Forget the Maldives for your summer diving hols how about the English countryside? Now that 75% of the English countryside is under water, aquatic tourists from all over the world are flocking in droves for the unique experience.
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Goodbye Dodgy Dave You Will Not Be Missed
LONDON - England - David Cameron's legacy will be one of disgrace, dishonesty, treachery and lies.
U.S. Gotta Boehner For Default
WASHINGTON DC - USA - The American economy is losing its hardness and getting flaccid once again, that is according to top economists afraid of a major default after talks between Obama and Boehner broke down.
15 Yr Old Boy Awarded ASBO For AK-47 Shooting Skills
MANCHESTER - England - Home Secretary Jacqui Smith today awarded a fifteen year old boy an ASBO in recognition for his shooting skills on the public rail system.
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The Demise of Nu-Labour’s Mascot Noel Gallagher
LONDON - England - Just like Nu-Labour's downfall, so too go Oasis, a bunch of has-beens and thugs, who milked as much as they could get out of a few mediocre songs.
Muggers Getting Ready For Apple iWatch Launch
LONDON - England - The coming launch of the Apple iWatch will be a lucrative pay day for muggers and criminals worldwide.
Brian Blessed to Become Regular Fixture in All Maternity Wards
OXFORD - England - NHS maternity wards across Britain are awash with the roars of delight from Brian Blessed as he welcomes new life into the world.
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Guns ‘N Roses to Release Album When China Becomes Democracy
LOS ANGELES - CA - A spokesman for Axl Rose has released a statement detailing the release of the new album which has been in production for 14 years.
Ten Jumps That Are Just Too Difficult!
?You know you’re playing a great game when you can’t even jump over a hole. You can try all day but you will always fall down into the black dimensions of nothingness.
Posh Spice Swallows Pea in Dinner Drama
LOS ANGELES - USA - Victoria Beckham was today embroiled in a transatlantic culinary fiasco that has gripped the world's media.
Bob Crow Will be Automated
LONDON - England - Useless union boss, Bob Crow is to be phased out by 2017 by an automated computer system.
Mariah Carey Lip Sync a Comment On Today’s Music Biz
NEW YORK - USA - The music biz continues its precipitous fall into mediocrity, lip syncing, autotuned hell.
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Satellite Cable Boxes With Camera Surveillance Systems to Monitor Public in...
CHICAGO - USA - The US and British governments have finally admitted to the use of camera surveillance equipment in peoples homes.
Tories Offer Lib Dems 4-Slice Toaster and Answering Machine
LONDON - England - Counteracting the Labour party who offered the Lib Dems a trouser press and digital alarm clock radio, the Tories are now offering the Lib Dems a 4-slice toaster and a telephone answering machine.
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Feminist Model Sues Men Who Look at Her
LOS ANGELES - USA - Feminist model Coco Mondreal, 21, is suing any man who looked at her during an awards ceremony.
Exclusive: Fappening 2014 Leak Was From Weinstein Phone iCloud
LOS ANGELES - USA - Investigations into Harvey Weinstein's catalogue of sexual abuse and the link to the 2014 Fappening become increasingly interchangeable.
Is it Anti-Semitic to Chastise Monster Harvey Weinstein?
LOS ANGELES - USA - The sudden fall from grace for this powerful Hollywood executive in the last week has been precipitous, however does this massive negative engagement by the media and female actresses bely an undertone of anti-semitism?
Book Review: Mr Trump Goes to Washington
LONDON - England - Mr Trump Goes to Washington is a satirical graphic novel authored by Michael Mayor
Hollywood Latest: New Weinstein Movie Starring Pitt, Paltrow and Jolie
LOS ANGELES - USA - The Weinstein film company has announced the production of a new movie in the making about the trials and tribulations of Hollywood mogul, Harvey Weinstein.
American Socialists Still Confused How Their Favourite Fundraiser Uncovered As Alleged ‘Vile Lecherous Abuser...
LOS ANGELES - USA - The hypocrisy and double standards of the socialist liberal Americans has been laid bare by the Harvey Weinstein debacle.
Blade Runner 2049 the Biggest Turd Sequel of All Time
LOS ANGELES - USA - If you are a fan of the original Blade Runner film 1982 don't even consider watching the long awaited sequel Blade Runner 2049.
Hollywood Casting Couch Latest : Weinstein ‘Gulp Fiction’ Movie
LOS ANGELES - USA - Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein has had a little too much exposure than he wanted.
Experts: Why a New American Civil War is On its Way
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Another civil war in America is just around the corner, this time, it will be on television.
Theresa May Wants My Organ and Yours Too
LONDON - England - Theresa May's organ donation reform sends a chilling message: that the state owns your body unless you opt out
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Egyptian Civil War: Real Pyramids and Sphinx to be Moved to...
GIZA - Egypt - The real pyramids will be moved to Las Vegas, USA after a ground breaking deal between casino bosses and the current Egyptian government to safeguard them from civil war.
