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Meghan Markle Successfully Splits Prince Harry From Royal Family
ONTARIO - Canada - Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have announced they will leave Britain for North America and resign their senior royal duties.
New Plastic War Memorials For War Heroes
LONDON - England - After the spate of thefts and desecration of war memorials across Britain by scrap metal thieves, the government plans to replace the remaining metal memorials with plastic ones.
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Israeli PM Netanyahu to Attend Letterman Show
NEW YORK - USA - The Israeli Prime Minister has finally had an attempted humour transplant and is set to have an interview on David Letterman's late night show, sources close to the PM have revealed.
The Slow Death of Infowars and its Right Wing White Christian Crusade
TEXAS - USA - Infowars has effectively been purged from the major tech controlled web hubs.
Daily Squib Offer: Win an Indian Bus Tour of New Delhi
NEW DELHI - India - The Daily Squib is offering five lucky female readers a bad taste once in a life time trip on a bus touring India's wonderful rape capital city.
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Health and Safety Found to be Unsafe
LONDON - England - Britain's Health and Safety commission has been found to be unsafe and will be disbanded within the year says the Ministry of Common Sense.
This is Not How the Apocalypse Should Be
LONDON - England - The apocalypse seems to be a completely ordered and calm, slow break down in society.
No Oil In North Korea Says U.S.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - A spokesman for the Pentagon has announced that U.S. forces will not be invading N. Korea any time soon because there is no oil there.
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Man Arrested For Retweeting Retweet of a Retweet That Was Deemed Offensive by Retweeters
CHESHUNT - England - A 26-year-old man has been arrested for retweeting a retweet of a retweet on Twitter on Saturday, police sources have revealed.
EU Referendum: Calm Before the Storm
LONDON - England - The EU does not stand for democracy, and if Britain surrenders it will be lost forever. We shall never surrender.
Jeremy Clarkson to be Sainted, Knighted and Given Nobel Peace Prize
LONDON - England - Buckingham Palace has confirmed that Jeremy Clarkson is to be Sainted, Knighted and given the Nobel Peace Prize all at the same time.
DESIGN PLUS: USING ART TO HELP A BOOKSTORE
VILNIUS - Lithuania - The independent NEW! Agency won an illustration Gold at the Epica Awards. We spoke to the creative director and the illustrator behind a mission to aid a literary landmark.
First Mama Michelle Obama in Chitlin Kitchen Hell
WASHINGTON DC - USA - First lady, Michelle Obama has been involved in a White House fracas that has caused some friction in the presidential household.
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Brown Could Be World’s Only Dictator Left
LONDON - England - With news that Iran's Ahmedinnajacket and North Korea's Kim Jong Il are to retire from dictating, our unelected prime minister, Gordon Brown, could be one of the only dictators left in the world.
Ed Miliband to Dave: “Everywhere You Look You Will See My...
LONDON - England - The mourning BBC announced the news yesterday of David Miliband's extreme transatlantic sulk where he will make millions of pounds off the backs of suffering Third Worlders with a new 'charity' job.
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Neuralink: Monkey Playing Pong
SAN FRANCISCO - USA - Elon Musk company Neuralink has released a video of a brain chipped monkey playing pong.
BREAKING: Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh Has Just Died
LONDON - England - The Duke of Edinburgh has passed away.
GUILTY! Chauvin Thrown Under a Bus by Minneapolis Police and Doctors
MINNEAPOLIS - USA - The assorted police and medical experts paraded in front of the court case for the death of George Floyd have thrown Derek Chauvin under the bus.
Biden: “Hand Over Your Guns America”
DELAWARE - USA - Joe Biden is coming closer to banning all guns from Americans by creating new laws.
Experts: Meghan Markle Thought She Could Move Up Rank in Royal Family
LOS ANGELES - USA - Royal experts reveal that Meghan Markle assumed she could move up in rank in the British monarchy.
Woman Caught Covid From Farting Man
LONDON - England - A woman has revealed that she was infected by Covid after a man farted in her presence in a supermarket.
Russian and Chinese Military Movement Symbol of Weak USA
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Worrying troop movements by the Russian and Chinese military are mostly going unnoticed by Biden.
Happy Eostre Celebrating Pagan Spring
LUXOR - Egypt - Easter was stolen from the pagan goddess Eostre, and all the elements of the pagan festival adopted by Christianity.
Biden Denies He is a “Useless Sack of Shit”
WASHINGTON D.C - USA - Joe Biden denies that he is a "useless piece of shit".
SCIENTISTS : Chinese Military Creating Human Animal Hybrid Soldiers
BEIJING - China - Communist Chinese scientists in the PLA are working on developing human animal hybrids as super soldiers.
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Ed Miliband: “Why Would Someone Who Stabbed Own Brother in Back...
LONDON - England - Labour leader Ed Miliband, is unrepentant about abandoning the plight of the Syrian children allegedly gassed by the Assad regime.
