ANKARA - Turkey - British Embassy staff in multiple non-EU countries, including Turkey and Serbia, are working to facilitate their entry into the European Union. This is despite claims by the IN campaign that there is no prospect of new countries joining the EU in the coming years.
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WINDSOR - England - Prince Andrew can breathe a sigh of relief as all is forgotten after the recent Charlie Hebdo shootings.
NEW YORK - USA - Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu brought out a prop at the UN to illustrate what he thought of the Daily Squib newspaper.
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BRIGHTON - England - The newly appointed Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn spectacularly regurgitated dollops of yellowish gloopy mush from his mouth during his conference speech.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Introducing Nowhere Man, who comes from nowhere and stands for nothing.
LONDON - England - The last leg of the operation to finally enact the result of the EU Referendum as voted by the people on June 23, 2016, must be undertaken in the utmost secrecy. No more blabbing.
TURKS AND CAICOS - While most England fans are still in serious pain, two of the penalty losers were celebrating on a private jet to a luxury resort.
ALVOR - Portugal - The divide between American profligacy and waste culminating in exorbitant opulence can be best illustrated by the Obama presidential travel arrangements offset on his British counterpart, David Cameron, who flies economy class on Easyjet.
LONDON - England - The former Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, Iain Duncan Smith, who was unceremoniously sacked from his post on Friday, will start a new scheme that he helped set up during his tenure in the Cabinet.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Speaker of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi wants to fumigate the White House. Maybe she needs to also look closer to home.
U.A.E - Iranian backed proxies have hijacked a U.S. tanker, Asphalt Princess, in the Arabian Sea.
LONDON - England - Medical practitioners have revealed that masturbation boosts the immune system which could help fight Covid.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Many, including us, are begging Meghan Markle to apply as a candidate for the U.S. presidency.
TOKYO - Japan - The women's Olympic weightlifting event will thankfully be saved by a New Zealand transgender woman.
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is pleased to present a weekly column on Wellbeing with author Adam Jacot de Boinod and meditation coach Emma Ball.
SILICON VALLEY - USA - The exponential increase in technological progress is bringing forth a new age of mass consumer robots.
MONTECITO - USA - The British royal family will eventually succumb to irreparable damage from constant attack.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - While China and Russia are continuing to make bold strategic moves, Joe Biden is sleeping with another nap.
TOKYO - Japan - Woke athletes have petitioned for 'taking the knee' to be officially recognised as an Olympic sport.