LOS ANGELES - USA - The Black Panther film is an American insult to Africans and the continent of Africa. View with caution.
LONDON - England - News that the leader of the Labour party, Jeremy Corbyn, was once a spy for the Soviets is somehow falling on deaf ears.
TEXAS - USA - George W Bush, who cannot read, has secured a six-figure publishing deal to write a book detailing the trials and tribulations of his lame-duck presidency.
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LONDON - England - As long as Britain is tied down by EU law, it cannot do much about the terrorists roaming Britain ready to strike.
JOHANNESBURG - South Africa - Is there Apartheid in heaven? Will Mr Mandela see P.W. Botha on the steps up to heaven or a fearful sign telling him to make his way down because he's black? It is a nightmarish thought for the poor chap that has probably crossed his mind at some time.
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TURIN - Italy - Professor Sergio Cannelloni, Director of the Shroud Advanced Neuromodulation Group, who carried out the world's first brain transplant 10 months ago may have had a minor mishap during one of his operations.
GENEVA - Switzerland - You can dam a stream, you can dam a river, but you cannot dam a tidal wave. This is the message coming from an obscure Think Tank which espouses change of the current system.