BERLIN - Germany - The Germans are not well known for their comedic skill, however sometimes they try, and miss spectacularly, at least they tried.
LONDON - England - The government wants to fine UK motorists for driving on the roads, new legislation introduced today in parliament proposes.
LOS ANGELES - USA - Are Americans sleep walking into a Totalitarian Scientific Dictatorship or is everything OK?
CHICAGO - USA - Fox News Anchor, Bill O'Reilly has finally been ousted from the network.
THE HIGHLANDS - Scotland - According to SNP aides on a recent field trip to Loch Ruthven, which lies 2.3 km south east of Loch Ness, Nicola Sturgeon rushed into the water at great speed, lifted her skirt and immediately gave birth.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Seventy percent of Americans may not have a choice on gun ownership soon, as Obama's executive orders slowly kick in to gear.
REYKJAVIK - Iceland - The tiny island nation of Iceland was today put up for sale for $5,999.99 and will go to the highest bidder on internet auction site eBay.
Chelsea - The Flower Show this year showcased some spectacular displays. A testament to gardens across the breadth of Britain today.
LONDON - England - John Cleese is perfectly correct in voicing his concerns about Scottish dominance in the English press.
DUBLIN - Ireland - Tony Blair's memoirs were launched over the weekend in less than 45 minutes senior Blair aides claimed today.
LONDON - England - Vote Leave is today publishing a dossier of 50 criminals which the European Court prevented us from deporting. These cases include offenders convicted of murder, rape, robbery and drug trafficking.