OREGON - USA - The Oregon Megabucks draw of August 24th, 2015 was a winning one. The numbers 15, 27, 32, 39, 44 and 45 drawn that day were matched on one ticket.
LONDON - England - Haringey Council spent an astounding 60 minutes of their precious time debating what name to give a crucial meeting designated to decide whether Baby P would stay with his violently abusive psychotic family.
PRETORIA - South Africa - Oscar Pistorius, shot his former girlfriend in a fit of rage, however, he may still get off if the judge feels enough sympathy for the killer.
NEWCASTLE - England - Adam Applegarth, the Chief Executive of the Northern Rock Bank, has agreed to proposals for changing the company name to Northern Pebble.
ARIZONA - USA - Anyone with a tan or brown skin is quaking in fear today after state legislators made it illegal to be brown yesterday.
SEOUL - South Korea - An international team of researchers is rethinking how upgraded smart glasses could be useful—by turning the wearer’s nose bogies into a discreet power source.
ROME - Italy - The eurosceptic political party, 5Star Movement has come ahead in the Italian elections. Could this be a way out for the country from the EU prison?
LOCH NESS - Scotland - The Loch Ness monster was seen swimming off into the distance yesterday because it is on its annual Silly Season holiday.
SANDRINGHAM - England - Meghan and Harry have sullied the House of Windsor permanently with their selfish greedy behaviour, which will continuously echo through history.
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LOS ANGELES - USA - Genius Hollywood writer, Larry David is flying out to the Middle East today to urge everyone to "calm the fuck down".
CLEVELAND - USA - American internet based news thuggery got off to a wonderful poignant start yesterday when two rivals met.
MOSCOW - Russia - The Russian tourist couple who were recently in Britain, talk about the sights they saw on their holiday.