MA'ARAT AL NUMAN - Syria - There will, of course, be no consequences for Russia or Vladimir Putin after bombing another hospital in the war torn rubble.
BEIJING - China - Apparently, the CCP hierarchy are all laughing at Britain's lax security regarding a Chinese spy who infiltrated parliament with ease.
SAO PAOLO - Brazil - Last night's lacklustre performance by England leaves the team hanging by a spaghetti noodle for an unsavoury exit if Italy does not win the next two matches.
LONDON - England - Former Labour politician, David Miliband has been seen at Heathrow airport arriving on a plane from New York.
WASHINGTON DC - The U.S. president's bizarre annual Christmas comedy video - starring Barney the White House dog shows the Bush's fun side.
LILONGWE - Malawi - Jilted adoptee, Madonna has vowed to buy the whole country of Malawi after a judge ruled her attempt at adopting a three year old girl illegal.
LONDON - England - Boris Johnson comments on the recent ONS figures that reveal immigration in the UK is growing at an alarming rate.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Barack Obama is nearing a decision to send more than 300,000 additional U.S. troops to American cities next year.
LONDON - England - Prime Minister, David Cameron would have to resign if a Brexit is granted to the British people, therefore 50,000 asylum seekers would not be granted entry into the UK.
LONDON - England - COVID-19 virus cases will increase at an exponential level once schools and businesses re-open.
LONDON - England - Occasionally the Squib does find a mainstream news headline that is beyond satire, more often than not..