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Huge Increase in Ticket Sales to See Killer Whales at Seaworld

FLORIDA - USA - The owners of Seaworld have noticed a massive jump in ticket sales to see the Killer Whales perform, a spokesman for Seaworld said on Saturday.

Ninjas Have No Trouble About Wearing Face Masks

LONDON - England - According to the secretive clan of ninjas operating undercover as assassins, wearing masks is absolutely no problem during the COVID-19 pandemic.

What Life Will Be Like Under Red Ed

LONDON - England - We asked a political insider about what life would be like in Britain under Red Ed's Labour leadership.
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Cancel Culture Cancels Itself With Cancellation

LONDON - England - Has Cancel Culture cancelled itself out with its own extremist totalitarian cancellation scheme of erasure?

Gordon Brown Visited Weston-super-Mare Pier

WESTON-SUPER-MARE - England - Gordon Brown visited the famous pier at Weston-super-Mare today whilst on his holidays, multiple witnesses have reported.

Mosley Celebrates Court Case Win With Massive Orgy

LONDON - England - World motorsport chief Max Mosley is celebrating in grand style tonight after he won legal action against a Sunday newspaper.

Footballer Sleeps With Own Girlfriend

LONDON - England - The footballer, who wished to remain anonymous, was said to have spent the night with his own girlfriend sometime last week, news reports claimed.
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Meghan Markle Aides Could Be Replaced by Robot Says Palace

WINDSOR - England - The Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, has suffered many staff resignations due to her demanding temperament, however the palace may have come up with a suitable solution.

“We’ve Got Access to Bunkers You Don’t”

LOS ANGELES - USA - The infamous Oscars selfie may put some unsavoury thoughts into your head about who has access to nuclear bunkers in times of need.
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NEW YORK - USA - Jim Buller, 35, claimed to see an apparition at the New York Stock Exchange just after the bell went on Monday.

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