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Iraqi Man Travels to US to Cash in His Lottery Jackpot

OREGON - USA - The Oregon Megabucks draw of August 24th, 2015 was a winning one. The numbers 15, 27, 32, 39, 44 and 45 drawn that day were matched on one ticket.

The Amazing 60 Minute Haringey Council Meeting That Sealed Baby P’s Fate

LONDON - England - Haringey Council spent an astounding 60 minutes of their precious time debating what name to give a crucial meeting designated to decide whether Baby P would stay with his violently abusive psychotic family.
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Pistorius Killed Ex-Girlfriend in Fit of Rage But..

PRETORIA - South Africa - Oscar Pistorius, shot his former girlfriend in a fit of rage, however, he may still get off if the judge feels enough sympathy for the killer.

Northern Rock to be Renamed Northern Pebble

NEWCASTLE - England - Adam Applegarth, the Chief Executive of the Northern Rock Bank, has agreed to proposals for changing the company name to Northern Pebble.

It’s Now Illegal to Have a Tan in Arizona

ARIZONA - USA - Anyone with a tan or brown skin is quaking in fear today after state legislators made it illegal to be brown yesterday.
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New Smart Glasses Powered By Bogies in Your Nose

SEOUL - South Korea - An international team of researchers is rethinking how upgraded smart glasses could be useful—by turning the wearer’s nose bogies into a discreet power source.
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Bravo Italia! Could the Italian People Break Free From EU Prison?

ROME - Italy - The eurosceptic political party, 5Star Movement has come ahead in the Italian elections. Could this be a way out for the country from the EU prison?

Loch Ness Monster Gone On Holiday For Silly Season

LOCH NESS - Scotland - The Loch Ness monster was seen swimming off into the distance yesterday because it is on its annual Silly Season holiday.
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How the Windsor Name Has Been Damaged Irreparably

SANDRINGHAM - England - Meghan and Harry have sullied the House of Windsor permanently with their selfish greedy behaviour, which will continuously echo through history.
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LONDON - England - Russell Brand shocks guests from his suite at the Savoy hotel.

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CLEVELAND - USA - American internet based news thuggery got off to a wonderful poignant start yesterday when two rivals met.

Russian Novichok Tourists Enjoyed Britain’s Sights

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