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Brexit: Ve Haff Vays of Making Ze Comedy
BERLIN - Germany - The Germans are not well known for their comedic skill, however sometimes they try, and miss spectacularly, at least they tried.
UK Drivers to be Fined £600 For Driving on Roads
LONDON - England - The government wants to fine UK motorists for driving on the roads, new legislation introduced today in parliament proposes.
What the Kardashians Won't Tell You
LOS ANGELES - USA - Are Americans sleep walking into a Totalitarian Scientific Dictatorship or is everything OK?
Farewell to Bill O’Reilly
CHICAGO - USA - Fox News Anchor, Bill O'Reilly has finally been ousted from the network.
Nicola Sturgeon Gives Birth After Sudden Pregnancy
THE HIGHLANDS - Scotland - According to SNP aides on a recent field trip to Loch Ruthven, which lies 2.3 km south east of Loch Ness, Nicola Sturgeon rushed into the water at great speed, lifted her skirt and immediately gave birth.
Biden: 70 Percent of Americans Could Be Banned From Owning Guns
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Seventy percent of Americans may not have a choice on gun ownership soon, as Obama's executive orders slowly kick in to gear.
Iceland on Sale for $5,999.99 on eBay
REYKJAVIK - Iceland - The tiny island nation of Iceland was today put up for sale for $5,999.99 and will go to the highest bidder on internet auction site eBay.
Chelsea Flower Show
Chelsea - The Flower Show this year showcased some spectacular displays. A testament to gardens across the breadth of Britain today.
Vindicating John Cleese On Journalism
LONDON - England - John Cleese is perfectly correct in voicing his concerns about Scottish dominance in the English press.
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EU Riots Hit by Austerity Bill
MADRID - Spain - The Europe-wide Austerity Bill limits rioting to only four times a week, EU officials have stipulated in a new riot act.
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Tony Blair Could Launch Book Signing in 45 Minutes
DUBLIN - Ireland - Tony Blair's memoirs were launched over the weekend in less than 45 minutes senior Blair aides claimed today.
Vote Leave Reveals 50 Criminals the EU Stopped Us Deporting
LONDON - England - Vote Leave is today publishing a dossier of 50 criminals which the European Court prevented us from deporting. These cases include offenders convicted of murder, rape, robbery and drug trafficking.
Britain’s Got Stabbing
LONDON - England - Simon Scowell, Piers Moron and some dozy bint pick a winner out of the talented British knife-wielding thugs on display.
