LAS VEGAS - USA - Online video slots can be confusing to the beginner but if you do a little research first, you can have some great fun and win big.
LONDON - England - The Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn is mobilising his Marxist army of remainers to protest against Brexit happening.
LONDON - England - The planking craze which has taken over the world's youth on the internet(s) has been thwarted by the likes of actors like Hugh Grant and Kevin Costner.
HONG KONG - China is deploying PLA armed forces to the city to deflect and neutralise any protesters for democracy from the streets.
LONDON - England - Buckingham palace aides have told the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, that she may have to wear a burkini from now on when she is at the seaside.
PYONYANG - N. Korea - A jubilant Kim Jong Un has successfully passed the many tests required to graduate from North Korea's Dictator School officials have announced.
VATICAN CITY - Italy - The Catholic church head, Pope Benedict, has praised American Penn State University for its role in covering up child sex abuse.
THE INTERNETS - USA - How low has humanity gone, that people either kill others over an online pc game or kill themselves over a lacklustre performance whilst playing, or how about YouTube stars who you have never heard about who are making thousands of dollars a day on their channel suddenly offing themselves because they got a bad rating, or someone gave them a thumbs down or whatever ridiculous reason?
LONDON - England - People who go above their station, a particular problem in the modern age, as prescribed by a certain eloquent gentleman ensconced in front of the fire, his feet warmed as he toots on a pipe and sips from a half empty/full glass.
LONDON - England - Heather Mills is aiming to put her best foot forward and make Paul McCartney stump up more cash for their divorce in the High Courts.
KENTUCKY - USA - People who believe in religions without question are infinitely happier and less depressed, a new scientific study has revealed.
VATICAN CITY - Italy - As much as he appeared with a puff of sulphurous smoke, the grand Papa Benedict is leaving us, to be reclaimed by the entity that brought him to us in the first place.