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Massive Sink Hole Swallows Up Whole of Florida
FLORIDA - USA - Be careful of the sink hole, it used to be the American state of Florida but is now just one big deep hole.
Russian Blyat Airlines Ready For Take Off
SIBERIA - Russia - With more sanctions being proposed by the U.S. and EU, Russians have always dealt with the hardships of life in their own unique way.
Britney Spears Takes Out Restraining Order on Herself
LOS ANGELES - CA - Britney Spears, the ailing former pop mime artist, has taken out a restraining order on herself because she does not know what she is doing and has no control over herself any more.
Daily Squib Office Invaded by Chinese Censor
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib offices were invaded by a visiting Chinese censor on vacation from China yesterday.
Astronomers: Newly Discovered Black Hole to be Named After Greece
ATHENS - Greece - Astronomers are to dedicate a newly discovered black hole in our solar system to the Greeks, an announcement said today.
It's Official: Obama Was Big Joke By Behind Scenes Hierarchy
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Pentagon insiders have finally conceded that President Barack Obama was all a big joke and the game is finally up.
Berlin Wall Fall – Catalonia Independence Revolution – End of EU Soviet Union
BARCELONA - Catalonia - This is the beginning of the end of Soviet EU rule with the separation state declaring independence from the Spanish sector of the Soviet EUnion.
Constantly Kneeling African Americans Unproductive in Work Force Say Bosses
NEW YORK - USA - African Americans across the nation are kneeling in protest, however this action is causing some problems in the workplace.
Socialite Tara Palmer Tomkinson Finally Gets the Nose She Always Wanted
LONDON - England - After snorting £400 of cocaine up her nose everyday, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson has finally got the nose she was working so hard to get.
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LOS ANGELES - USA - Hollywood script writers have been working overtime churning out even more remakes than usual as of late according to industry insiders.
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Daily Squib Holding Company to Start Galactic Flights £45,000 Per Ticket
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is to become a major competitor to Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic space flights, the Squib's head of communications and space flight has announced.
The West Must Reinstate Compulsory Military Conscription Now
PARIS - France - Full compulsory military conscription in all Western nations must be implemented immediately before it is too late. Here are the supporting arguments.
Michael Jackson Museum to Display Prosthetic Nose
LOS ANGELES - USA - Amongst the famous white glove that the sadly deceased king of pop used to wear when fiddling with his young friends backstage, there will also be a display of the many prosthetic noses that Jackson had to use after his real nose had disintegrated many years ago.
