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Unfit Britons to Lose NHS Care

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown, who as our unelected superhuman super-fit Commander in Chief, brought forth more orders for his five year vision of change plan today.

Putin Almost Indecisive as Obama Say Experts

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Just do it Vlad, they want you to pull the trigger, so the next stage can commence.

Brown Holds Emergency Summit Meeting from Within Summit Meeting

SWINDON - England - The unelected prime minister, Gordon Brown has called for another urgent world summit meeting on terrorism which will be held inside the latest summit meeting on global warming.

Alec Baldwin Trying to Stay Away From Internet

LOS ANGELES - USA - Internet users are mourning the thoroughly entertaining Hollywood actor Alec Baldwin trying to stay away from the internet.

Tony Blair Strikes Gold in China

SHANDENG - China - Tony Blair has allegedly struck gold in a Chinese mine where there is a lot of gold.
Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin

Obama Threatens Putin With..er..You Know..Some Bad Stuff..

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Obama has come out fighting with his boxing gloves this time, Putin better watch out.
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Zuckerberg Baby: “You Did What With the Money?”

MENLO PARK - USA - Just as Mark Zuckerberg and his wife's first born baby popped into an uncertain world, she would be astounded to hear that her father is giving away 99% of his fortune for philanthropic use.

French Refuse to Riot After 62

PARIS - France - The countries union leaders have agreed to stop rioting after the age of 62, the French media reports.
MIGRANTS

Sarkozy: “We Let the Migrants into France So We Are Liable For Calais Jungle”

PARIS - France - Former French president, Nikolas Sarkozy has admitted that it is France's fault that the Calais Jungle refugee camp was created.
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Mass Migration: Germans Got What They Voted For

COLOGNE - Germany - The attack on women by young men from the Middle East and North Africa during New Year's Eve was a symptom of Angela Merkel's Laissez-faire attitude to the mass migration consisting mainly of economic migrants.

Ed Balls to Ban All Red Lights When Labour Elected

LONDON - England - Shadow Chancellor, Ed Balls has vowed to ban all red traffic lights in Britain when Labour is re-elected in 2015.

What’s Going to Happen After the Premier League Promotion Party?

Brighton & Hove Albion and Newcastle United have both confirmed their Premier League promotion, whilst either Reading, Fulham, Sheffield Wednesday or Huddersfield will join them.

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