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Meghan Markle Says Being in Royal Family Like Being On Welfare...

SCUNTHORPE - England - Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex has spoken briefly about her thoughts on joining the royal family.

European Union Commission President Addresses EU Army Troops

NUREMBERG - Germany - On the eve of being crowned the next unelected President of the European Union, Kommandant von der Leyen addressed massed EU Army brigades and EU Soviet workers party officials.

Immigrant Congress Woman Tells Trump to Go Back to Glasgow to...

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Donald Trump was told to go back to Glasgow, Scotland to sort out problems there, by an African congress woman.

Urgent Communique to Iranian Minister of Foreign Affairs From Princeton Professor...

NEW JERSEY - USA - We publish an urgent message of peace written by a concerned Princeton professor addressed to the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Islamic Republic of Iran.

Kiwis: “Sorry No New Zealand Lamb For England”

LONDON - England - The Kiwi Trade Minister, who attended the cricket world cup final between England and New Zealand on Sunday is outraged at the result and is vowing a blockade on lamb chops.

Mourning the Death of Another Instagram YouTube ‘Star’ Killed By Own...

LONDON - England - Another paragon of human society, YouTube Instagram 'star', has bought the farm, amongst all the other victims of their own narcissism in the overflowing cemetery of social media.

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