ANBAR PROVINCE - Iraq - The Americans have declared The Surge a victory for US failure in Iraq. The US is now officially winning the defeat and have proudly proclaimed success in losing the war.
LONDON - England - Experts have warned that the number of children born with Foetal Alcohol Syndrome has doubled in Britain.
LANGLEY - VA - Osama Bin Laden's recent address engineered to scare more people into accepting the War on Terror has revealed a major flaw in the clandestine filming operation.
WASHINGTON DC - On the eve of British forces finally backing away from American military tactics, a top US General has finally revealed a plan for Iraq.