World Mental Health Day All About Me, Me, Me!

LOS ANGELES - USA - Meghan Markle turned World Mental Health Day into a discussion solely about herself and her vast ego.

Think Tank: Military Lockdown Could Eradicate Virus in Month

LONDON - England - The Population Think Tank claims that the Covid-19 virus could be eradicated with a proper lockdown from Britain in a single month.

Hillary Clinton Ate the Fly Off Mike Pence’s Head

UTAH - USA - The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the VP debate ended up in Hillary Clinton's stomach, according to witnesses at the venue.

Kamala Harris Outlines Bolshevik American Soviet Dream

UTAH - USA - Soviet Commissar Kamala Harris has outlined her ideas for Bolshevik Revolution in America when the Democrats win the election.

Teflon Don in Twitter Roid Rage Rampage Crashes Dow

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Teflon Don has gone on a major roid rage rampage across social media after being pumped with steroids at hospital.

Tribute to Eddie Van Halen RIP

CALIFORNIA - USA - Eddie Van Halen died today.

What the Hell Happened to the White House?

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - People are wondering what happened to the White House. It seems like there's something different about it.

Why It’s Acceptable to Wish Death On People if You’re a...

LONDON - England - It's perfectly acceptable for a leftist luvvie to wish death upon President Trump, but woe be tied if anyone else tries to do the same.

How to Start Playing in an Online Casino: Beginner’s Guide

LAS VEGAS - USA - Beginning playing in an online casino can be intimidating at first, but with the right strategy and mindset, you can have fun and win those games.

Xi Jinping Congratulates Trump on Contracting Chinese Virus

BEIJING - China - President Xi Jinping has congratulated Donald Trump on contracting the deadly Chinese Virus.