MONTECITO - USA - We have acquired exclusive leaked excerpts from the upcoming Prince Harry memoir.
PHOENIX - USA - Despite massive instances of voter fraud being found in the Maricopa audit relating to the 2020 general election, nothing will be done.
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is pleased to present a weekly column on Wellbeing with author Adam Jacot de Boinod and meditation coach Emma Ball.
THE BRONX - USA - Bill Cosby arranged a quick Rohypnol party as soon as he was released from prison.
MOSCOW - Russia - A newly leaked FSB report procured by the Guardian allegedly reveals that Trump indeed was a compromised character installed by the Russians to cause chaos.
TURKS AND CAICOS - While most England fans are still in serious pain, two of the penalty losers were celebrating on a private jet to a luxury resort.
LONDON - England - The England fan who stuck a red flare up his arse during the Euro 2020 tournament will be immortalised with a Madame Tussauds wax statue.
LONDON - England - The huge economic burden of funding social care in the UK could be reduced after 'Freedom Day'.