Revealed: Excerpts From Upcoming Prince Harry Memoir

MONTECITO - USA - We have acquired exclusive leaked excerpts from the upcoming Prince Harry memoir.

Maricopa Audit: “What’s the Point in Finding Widespread Voter Fraud When...

PHOENIX - USA - Despite massive instances of voter fraud being found in the Maricopa audit relating to the 2020 general election, nothing will be done.

Summer Heatwave Brings Out the Animals

LONDON - England - The heatwave has seen tempers fray as many incidents of violence and insanity were reported yesterday.

Week V: The New Words Being Coined in the Wonderful World...

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is pleased to present a weekly column on Wellbeing with author Adam Jacot de Boinod and meditation coach Emma Ball.

Cosby Held Rohypnol Party to Celebrate Prison Release

THE BRONX - USA - Bill Cosby arranged a quick Rohypnol party as soon as he was released from prison.

Freedom Day: There is Nothing to See Here Folks

LONDON - England - Covid infected Health Secretary, Sajid Javid, speaks from self isolation on Freedom Day.

Kompromat on Trump May Be Real – Leaked FSB Report

MOSCOW - Russia - A newly leaked FSB report procured by the Guardian allegedly reveals that Trump indeed was a compromised character installed by the Russians to cause chaos.

Giggling Penalty Losers Laugh at Racist England Fans on Private Jet

TURKS AND CAICOS - While most England fans are still in serious pain, two of the penalty losers were celebrating on a private jet to a luxury resort.

England Fan Filmed Snorting Cocaine Then Sticking a Flare Up His...

LONDON - England - The England fan who stuck a red flare up his arse during the Euro 2020 tournament will be immortalised with a Madame Tussauds wax statue.

Opening Up Britain Could Reduce Long Term Government Social Care Costs

LONDON - England - The huge economic burden of funding social care in the UK could be reduced after 'Freedom Day'.