Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The “commencement order” that will trigger the end of the supremacy of EU law in the UK has been signed by Stephen Barclay, the Brexit Secretary.

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Despite major evidence coming to light supporting the premise that tech giants are conducting corrupt practices behind closed doors, nothing will be done about it.

LONDON - England - The fight that is currently going on in British politics is not about Brexit any more, this is about the UK keeping its democracy from anti-democratic remainers.

LONDON - England - Twenty Tory MPs are collaborating with Jeremy Corbyn to stop Brexit, led by arch remainer henchman Philip Hammond.

LONDON - England - The politically neutral, unbiased, Speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow explains why he will do his best to stop the democratically mandated Brexit.

HONG KONG - As Chinese tanks and troops build up on the border preparing to move in, it seems history repeats itself, and Hong Kong will end up like Tibet.

NEW YORK - USA - For Jeffrey Epstein, it was lights out, and a huge sigh of relief for many individuals who were about to have their dirty laundry dredged through the courts and newspapers.

LONDON - England - The European Union is a direct threat to world peace, an empire that has to expand constantly to survive, will cause war and pestilence in Western Europe, as it continues to deny the UK its right to leave.

NYANZA PROVINCE - Kenya - A councillor has been arrested and detained for polluting a debate chamber with excessive methane emissions from a fart, it has been reported.

ROCHESTER - England - After a series of failed attempts to entice people into the cathedral, the Bishop is proposing brothels.