Experts: Labour Policy of Unfettered Mass Migration Cause of NHS No...

LEEDS - England - A photo of a sick boy sleeping in an NHS hospital corridor cynically touted by Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn is a direct cause of the previous Labour government's migratory policy.

Tips on How to Decorate Your Christmas Tree This Year

LONDON - England - It's that time of year again, when everyone gets their Christmas trees out, decorating them in seasonal cheer.

Bankrupt Former Celebrity Katie Price Reduced to £20 Jobs

LONDON - England - Former celebrity model, Katie Price may have fallen on hard times, but she is defiant and determined to get through her troubles.

Man Arrested For Making Monkey Sounds

MANCHESTER - England - A man was arrested in the city on Saturday after impersonating a monkey sound.

Palace Officials: “Meghan Going Crazy Whilst Out of Limelight”

WINDSOR - England - Palace rumours are filtering through that six weeks away from media attention is taking its toll on Meghan Markle.

Leaked NHS Documents From Russia Being Peddled by Agent Cob Comrade...

LONDON - England - Comrade Corbyn, formerly known as Agent Cob, Soviet spy, has been peddling misinformation regarding the NHS to alter and interfere with the upcoming British elections.

Microphones These Days Are Way Too Powerful

LONDON - England - Microphones can pick up conversations from afar, much to the distress of some NATO delegates.

BBC-Approved Socialist ‘Comedian’ Kumar Literally Dies On Stage

LONDON - England - It is a joy to have seen some BBC-approved left-wing echo chamber proselytizing 'comedian' being booed off a stage.

Prince Andrew Bottled Sweat Being Sold Auction Site

BEIJING - China - Prince Andrew's potent sweat has been bottled and sold across the globe, a new damning report reveals.

Comrade Corbyn Entices Proles With Lucrative Bribes

LONDON - England - Comrade Corbyn of the Soviet Bolshevik Labour party has addressed the nation from his dacha in Islington on the eve of his imminent victory, coming soon.