Another Chapter in Evil : Soviet Censorship of Dr Seuss

CALIFORNIA - USA - The soviet censorship of Dr. Seuss is another example of the creeping death of Western civilization and freedom of expression.

First Transgender Woman Crowned Miss Minnesota 2021

ST PAUL - USA - Shaquashisha LaQwandwell, 23, is the first ever transgender woman to win the Minnesota Beauty Pageant .

Meghan Markle Endures Bird Shit Trauma During Oprah Interview

LOS ANGELES - USA - During the filming of Oprah's Markle exposé, a little bird shit on Meghan Markle. Don't worry it's good luck.

President Trump: Third Time Lucky

FLORIDA - USA - President Trump spoke at the CPAC conference to a packed crowd of fans, outlining his future plans, much to the annoyance of socialists

While Prince Philip Lies Dying in Hospital Harry Betrays Family on...

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Lights, Camera, Action! Harry and Meghan sell their brand once more as 99-year-old Prince Philip lies in a hospital bed dying.

The Big Stories Heading Into Cheltenham 2021

GLOUCESTERSHIRE - England - The Cheltenham Festival is back this year and what a stonker it is going to be. Get ready for the action to begin again!

Telling Tales of Romance: Alexandre Hervé

PARIS - France - An agency called Romance has become one of the most respected in France. ECD Alexandre Hervé explains how the agency uses emotion to unite consumers.

New China Directive: All Americans to Get Anal Swabs

SAN FRANCISCO - USA - Chinese President Xi Jinping has ordered his subordinate, Joe Biden to force all American citizens to get anal swabs.

Mysterious Man May Know Where Lady Gaga’s Stolen Dogs Are

LOS ANGELES - USA - A mysterious man has come forward with a theory about where Lady Gaga's stolen dogs have gone. Investigation is ongoing.

Remember When the Earth Was So Fresh and New

ELYSIUM - What used to be paradise is now a desecrated earth, plundered and mutilated for Millennia, a dystopian tragedy.