Daily Squib

OKAYAMA - Japan - The festival where thousands of naked men are all squashed together has been hailed as a great coronavirus success by the officiating priests.

WUHAN - China - Because of the number of deaths from coronavirus Covid-19, the Communist Party is deploying a fleet of mobile incinerators to the area.

ROSARITO - Mexico - After being banned by the Queen from using the 'Sussex Royal' brand for profit, Meghan's estranged dad, Thomas Markle has now done the same.

LONDON - England - It's more of the same from the shameful Brit Awards this year, as the state of the Music Biz has fallen to its lowest level yet.

LONDON - England - The Queen has banned Harry and Meghan from using the 'Sussex Royal' brand to make millions by selling tat.

VANCOUVER - Canada - Former royal, prince Harry is said to be settling down well to married life with his wife Meghan Markle and the kid in his freebie mansion.

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Many of the supporters of Bernie Sanders are ignorant to his communist policies which will ruin America forever if he is ever voted in.

LONDON - England - All it would take is for supermarkets to close for a three to four days before societal collapse would occur in the UK.

GUANGDONG PROVINCE - China - Workers have discovered thousands of corpses in body bags in an underground complex.

MACCLESFIELD - England - Keir Starmer and his nasal droning voice puts off voters as he bids to become the next Labour leader.