Daily Squib

UK - Brexit Direct Action is a group that plans to blockade all major motorway routes across the country if Article 50 exit on March 29 is delayed and Brexit effectively cancelled.

LONDON - England - Heroic Hollywood actress and comrade of the people, Emma Thompson has stopped off in old Blighty for a bit of protest and to rally the troops.

LONDON - England - The May 2nd local elections will see many Tory councillors lose their seats because of the Theresa May betrayal of her own party, as well as denying voters democracy by thwarting Brexit.

LONDON - England - Extinction Rebellion protesters are actually protesting about population control and how it desperately needed right now before it is too late for the planet.

PARIS -France - The chief architect in charge of the restoration of the Notre Dame cathedral has unveiled new plans for the massive project.

WICHITA - USA - A new study has found that many people today are only happy when all their smart devices are fully charged, and can seep into severe depression if not.

LONDON - England - Now that Theresa May has abandoned her own party and joined the inner circle of Jeremy Corbyn's anti-semitic Labour party, she has had to be initiated into the dastardly clique.

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Presidential candidate for the Democrats Joe Biden resumes his role as one of the nation's top creeps .

LONDON - England - The video of a grown man crying whilst watching the latest Star Wars trailer must be a showcase for possibly the best actor in the history of cinema.

PARIS - France - The Notre Dame cathedral has been severely burned, ruining the priceless 850-year-old artefacts inside and out.

LONDON - England - Angry Lammy, MP for Tottenham, has been told to visit Auschwitz, Poland to see the atrocities committed by real Nazis, and not British MPs who disagree with is views on Brexit who he mislabelled.