Britain Must Repeal the 1972 European Communities Act Immediately

LONDON - England - We must stop dilly dallying around. Brexit means Brexit. Leave means Leave. Repeal the 1972 European Communities Act Immediately.

Game of Thrones Peter Dinklage Eaten By Husky On Set

IRELAND - Filming for Game of Thrones episode eight was halted momentarily after actor Peter Dinklage was eaten whole by a husky dog on set on Wednesday.

Bonnie Tyler to be Resurrected From the Dead For Total Eclipse

FLORIDA - USA - Eighties pop starlet, Bonnie Tyler, who can literally make paint peel with her voice, has been recruited to sing on a Caribbean cruise ship for the total eclipse which will take place on August 21.

Kim Jong-un ‘No Longer Seen as God’ By North Koreans

PYONGYANG - N. Korea - Despotic communist leader, Kim Jong-un is no longer worshipped in North Korea by his people.

Wiping Out History: The Charlottesville Communist Agenda

CHARLOTTESVILLE - USA - The removal of historical iconic statues, like General E. Lee are an affront to history and the story of the human condition.

Juncker Planning Trip to Moon 124 Billion Euros One Way

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Jean Claude Juncker and his team have been caught spending 500,000 euros of EU taxpayers money on two months of luxury travel. But that's not the end of it..

Disney Streaming Another Nail In Hollywood Coffin

LOS ANGELES - USA - With cinemas seeing less and less viewers, streaming on the internet has now become king.

Music Biz: The Wailing Lament of Sinead O’Connor

NEW JERSEY - USA - O woe, the wailing sound of Sinead O'Connor spews itself across the internet, an amalgamation of self-pity, lost stardom and synapses firing in all directions at the same time.

Analyst: Why ISIS Was Doomed to Failure

VIRGINIA - USA - Retired military analyst, Joseph Dresden, reveals the major flaw that will see ISIS eventually defeated.

Five Millionaires Who Blew It All

LAS VEGAS - USA - We’ve all heard the classic story of rags to riches, some poor guy at the bottom of the food chain who strikes it lucky with a winning lottery ticket or a golden opportunity.

The British Movie Star You WON’T Want to Work For

LONDON - England - If the name Geoff Bell doesn't ring a (pun intended) bell for you, you've clearly been missing out on some pretty great Hollywood and British flicks. You also clearly haven't seen the hilarious commercial Bell starred in a few months back for PlayOJO online casino.