This Week Trends
LONDON - England - Turkey, a nation of 75.9 million people has been given the green light for European Union membership. This is not only a bad deal for Turkey but for Britain as well.
TEXAS - USA - Prominent Pastor, Julius Oswald, for the Holy Texas Episcopalypse Baptist church has predicted that Jesus will land on earth soon and he has even pinpointed the exact location of his re-entry onto our planet.
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PENANG - Malaysia - Expert crash investigators have been flown in from America and have come up with a theory that Malaysian Airliner flight MH370 was secretly a stealth fighter.
WESTON-SUPER-MARE - England - Gordon Brown visited the famous pier at Weston-super-Mare today whilst on his holidays, multiple witnesses have reported.
PYONGYANG - North Korea - Dictator Kim Jong Un is so enamoured by the Hollywood beauty Lindsay Lohan that he will do anything for her to come over to his country.
SALFORD - England - With news that Auntie is now morphing into Big Auntie and will be going around our streets monitoring our web habits, is this a confirmation that the BBC is in fact an evil creepy organisation?
WINDSOR - England - The Duke of Edinburgh has auditioned for the latest instalment of the Dukes of Hazzard.
LONDON - England - Deluded Remainers will have to stand aside and admit their loss at some time in the future, whether voluntarily or through direct action.
LONDON - England - Toxic feminism is now the norm in Western society, and is fully encouraged with a new advert celebrating the death of all men from the earth.
LONDON - England - Feudalism is now the key ideology led by the undemocratic British parliament, and has been for some time.
LONDON - England - Millions of men worldwide are now boycotting Gillette after an ad which portrays all men as leering abusive animals skewing masculinity for anti-male agenda.
CARACAS - Venezuela - Socialist president Nicolas Maduro has delighted his citizens by offering everyone free used toilet rolls for their own use.
LONDON - England - On Tuesday, 15 January, 2019, Theresa May will present her BRINO deal to parliament, which is no better than staying in the EU.
WINDSOR - England - The Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, has suffered many staff resignations due to her demanding temperament, however the palace may have come up with a suitable solution.
LONDON - England - Britons are a defeated people saddled with treachery, no backbone anymore, or any will for freedom, democracy or Brexit.