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Stop Moaning Farage and Do Something About May’s Non Brexit

LONDON - England - A brief open communique to Chief Brexiteer Nigel Farage.

FAKE NEWS: Donald Trump Outraged at New Book That Reimagines Strange...

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Trump today declared that all books written by satirical author David Hutter be incinerated in the White House incinerator.

Daily Squib in Talks With Egyptian Courts to Release Singer Who...

CAIRO - Egypt - A court which gave a two year jail sentence to a singer who appeared in a music video eating a banana has been petitioned by our lawyers and should be released soon.

Russians Now Living in Extreme Poverty Levels

MOSCOW - Russia - The divide between rich and poor Russians has become wider under Vladimir Putin's reign.

Guy Verhofstadt, the European Parliament’s Brexit Coordinator Eats Cockroach On Live...

STRASBOURG - France - The so-called Brexit negotiations were today put on hold as Guy Verhofstadt ate fourteen cockroaches whilst talking at the EU parliament building.

#youtoo Sexual Harassment Hashtag Takes Over Twitter

SAN FRANCISCO - USA - Men who have unjustifiably been accused of sexual harassment and unjustly tried on social networks by self-appointed judges with no evidence to back up their claims, are fighting back with a #youtoo hashtag.

Feminists Want ‘Phallic’ Christmas Trees Banned

LOS ANGELES - USA - Feminist groups are urging the banning of all Christmas trees, usually used in the Christmas season and decorated, to be banned as they represent a fertile phallus as conducted in Pagan ceremonies thousands of years ago, and later adopted by Christians.

Triumphant Theresa May Delivers Non-Brexit

BRUSSELS - Belgium - A jubilant and triumphant Theresa May today patted herself on the back for delivering a Brexit that is not actually a Brexit but is technically a Brexit only in name.

Trump Recognizes Kiev, Ukraine as Russia’s Capital

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Donald Trump recognized Kiev as Russia's capital on Wednesday and announced plans to relocate the US Embassy there, a move expected to inflame tensions in the region and unsettle the prospects for peace.

John Cleese in Cafe Breastfeeding Row

LONDON - England - John Cleese, English actor and comedian has been involved in a breastfeeding row at The Grosvenor café Soho.