This Week Trends
LONDON - England - We're still being ruled by Gordon Brown's Labour plus there's nothing good on the telly, oh and we're all skint as well.
LONDON - England - Mervyn King, the Bank of England's chairman, announced today, that he will give everyone in England and Wales £10,000 cash so as to kick start the ailing economy.
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ANCHORAGE - Alaska - It's fu**ing freezing here in Alaska so what better remedy for a shivering igloo than a hot Alaskan beauty to warm the cockles of your heart.
LONDON - England - More than 20 MP's from Commonwealth backgrounds, or representing constituents from BME backgrounds, have written an open letter calling for the UK to Leave the European Union.
LOS ANGELES - USA - Thankfully the Fappening Part Deux does not star Charlie Sheen but instead a coterie of nubile American actresses and celebrities.
LONDON - England - Kate Moss the ex-model and aspiring actress is set to join the cast of Eastenders from next week.
LONDON - England - Labour is promising a free British Stasi Broadband Service for all during the election campaign.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Surprise, surprise, a corrupt Democrat jury convicts Roger Stone, in a state that voted 90.9% for the Democrats in 2016.
ISLINGTON - England - Agent Cob (aka Jeremy Corbyn) has revealed how he will create a Stasi Britain when Labour wins the election.
LOS ANGELES - USA - Exile on Meghan Street is the new album released by the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, because they will be very far from Balmoral castle this Christmas.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Democrats are calling for President Donald J. Trump to not only be impeached but to get the death penalty.
ROME - Italy - The new Ferrari Roma is possibly the best car to come out of Maranello for a long time. Check it out.