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LONDON - England - Now we know how the Sun, Times, Fox News and News of the World have all been getting top news exclusives.
NEW YORK - USA - A seasoned politician would look at someone like Trump and quietly smile, because people like that do not have the seasoned qualities that a politician has.
LONDON - England - Vote Leave is today publishing a dossier of 50 criminals which the European Court prevented us from deporting. These cases include offenders convicted of murder, rape, robbery and drug trafficking.
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Tescondon - Isle of Tesco - The former country of Britain and numerous cities, towns and counties have all been renamed to reflect the diversity of the United Kingdom of Tesco.
SCUNTHORPE - England - A man wishing to get treatment for his incurable gonorrhoea is stuck because of the mass floods up North.
BALMORAL - Scotland - With all this ongoing Brexit shenanigans, Harry's mental issues and Philip's health, the Queen has some welcome news.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - NASA has announced that they may have discovered the source of methane gas on the Mars surface. Picture exclusive.
LONDON - England - No one should be dictating to Britain about anything, let alone a zone of the EU which has been defeated by Brussels surrendering their sovereignty completely, namely Ireland.
BRISTOL - England - Former comedian and actor, Russell Brand has claimed in a TV show that he took Meghan Markle 'up the Greek'.
WINDSOR - England - President Donald Trump is willing to walk Meghan Markle down the aisle in the absence of her father.
KINSHASA - Congo - One would have thought that things may have changed since the last outbreak of Ebola, but sadly they have not.
MOSCOW - Russia - The upcoming World Cup will be a serious test for England fans as the Russian Ultras have been training hard all year round for this event.
BOSTON - USA - The reaction to the latest robots from Boston Dynamics has been quite overwhelming for some people.
MONTANA - USA - Prince Harry had quite a pleasant surprise when he met Meghan Markle's extended family three weeks ago.
MOUNTAIN VIEW - USA - Thousands of tech experts and engineers are resigning from Google because of its involvement in a military Pentagon project.
JERUSALEM - Israel - The opening of the new American embassy in the city has gone to plan including a massacre of Palestinians, which was fully expected.