Daily Squib

SCUNTHORPE - England - Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex has spoken briefly about her thoughts on joining the royal family.

NUREMBERG - Germany - On the eve of being crowned the next unelected President of the European Union, Kommandant von der Leyen addressed massed EU Army brigades and EU Soviet workers party officials.

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Donald Trump was told to go back to Glasgow, Scotland to sort out problems there, by an African congress woman.

NEW JERSEY - USA - We publish an urgent message of peace written by a concerned Princeton professor addressed to the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Islamic Republic of Iran.

LONDON - England - The Kiwi Trade Minister, who attended the cricket world cup final between England and New Zealand on Sunday is outraged at the result and is vowing a blockade on lamb chops.

LONDON - England - Another paragon of human society, YouTube Instagram 'star', has bought the farm, amongst all the other victims of their own narcissism in the overflowing cemetery of social media.

IBIZA - Spain - Imagine sailing across the tranquil turquoise seas of this Balearic island, calmness and beauty combined to bring true magic to your holiday.

CAMBRIDGE - England - Vladimir Bukovsky's book "Judgment in Moscow" is a vast treasury of material revealing the insider goings-on of a Soviet regime of totalitarian madness and brutality.

Getting a toaster is no easy feat, you have to make a lot of crucial decisions that could affect your breakfasts for a very long time.

TEL AVIV - Israel - Every day is a day lost of inaction as the Iranian regime increases their uranium refining production to 90% weapons grade. Who will make the first move?