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ROME - Italy - President Bush flies into London today for the last time as US leader. In an exclusive and wide-ranging interview with Bill O'Reilly on the eve of his visit, he defends his legacy, issues a stern warning to Iran ... and reveals his plans for a freedom institute located in Guantanamo Bay and Abu Ghraib devoted to 'universal mass murder values'
LONDON - England - British National Party members avoid tanning products or anything to do with the sun, an insider has revealed.
LONDON - England - Out of touch fantasist and deluded author, JK Rowling, has donated a large sum of money to the Ministry of Nu-Labour headed by unelected taxation master Lord Gordomort.
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BLUFF CREEK - USA - Once again the Bigfoot phenomenon has struck the public's imagination with a new sighting deep in the backwoods of California.
FLORIDA - USA - Queues of women were stretching for three blocks around an Orlando based lawyers office to claim they had an affair with the multi-millionaire golfer.
ALASKA - USA - On the 70th anniversary of China's communist revolution, it is only fitting that Chinese warships are now patrolling the Bering sea off the American coast.
NEW YORK - USA - Exiled former Labour minister, David Miliband has spoken of harrowing times living with a knife permanently lodged in his upper back.
SALISBURY - England - The Daily Squib can exclusively reveal the names of the Novichok Russian poisoning suspects, still on the loose.
LONDON - England - Brexit is actually very easy to implement. The Daily Squib plan could be achieved in less than a year.
WINDSOR - England - President Trump's visit at Windsor castle with the Queen did not go completely well regarding royal protocol.
A CAVE - Thailand - The Daily Squib is giving away 10 summer holidays to our lucky readers, so hurry and claim them before they are all gone.
BERLIN - Germany - Martin Selmayr, a high ranking EU Kommandant, mocked England's exit from the World Cup with a Twitter post emphasising the EU's superiority last night.
LONDON - England - Yesterday was the 100th anniversary of the RAF, and its many accomplishments and sacrifices. Lest we forget our American allies as well who contributed in WW2 from Britain and their sacrifices.
OXFORDSHIRE - England - After the fiasco at Chequers where Theresa May presented a Remainer Soft Brexit BRINO plan, will Donald Trump want to visit her and her traitorous ministers?
LONDON - England - The Theresa May Vichy government has lost most of its Brexiteers because of treachery and lies.