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WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - People will die under a Trump presidency, probably in their millions, and this is a guarantee because where there is Trump, there will be war.
LOS ANGELES - CA - Britney, who was recently linked to 'brummie' sleazebag pap photographer Adnan Ghalib, has had an orgy with up to 29 paparazzi at the same time in her LA mansion.
LONDON - England - Prime minister, David Cameron, fresh back from the G20 has admitted to starting to read the Daily Squib newspaper.
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LONDON - England - Apple's fingerprint enabled new iPhone 5S has seen a five fold increase in robbers chopping fingers off smartphone owners in the capital.
LONDON - England - Ever since Sadiq Khan, a Labour party member was made Mayor of London, we have had five serious terrorist attacks, a mass death event in a block of flats, untold traffic chaos in the capital, massive council tax rises and permanent roadworks that never seem to go away.
LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader Gordon Brown has made an urgent address to the proletariat and party faithful about recent changes to the state economy.
WESTMINSTER - England - Their apparently pitiful existence and pleas for money attract the generosity of many taxpayers. But some politicians are making the equivalent of a £200,000-a-year salary, police have revealed.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - China wants to takeover the world economically and politically, and it must be stopped.
LIVERPOOL - England - The Labour party conference has been attended by its last remaining Jewish MP.
LONDON - England - If the un-democratic EU were a girlfriend it would be a Bunny Boiler.
LONDON - England - In the millennial era, it is now considered polite behaviour to be rude to someone.
LAS VEGAS - USA - The 'When We All Don't Vote' will kick off this weekend headlined by superstar Rupaul.
LONDON - England - Theresa May has defiantly stated that the EU drafted Chequers Plan is all there is, and there is nothing Brexiteers can do to stop it.
PARIS - France - The Epica Awards, an annual creative tour de force showcasing International advertising excellence is headed by Mark Tungate. Read the interview.