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Masturbation Could Boost Your Immune System to Fight COVID

LONDON - England - Medical practitioners have revealed that masturbation boosts the immune system which could help fight Covid.

We’re All Begging Meghan Markle to Apply For U.S. Presidency

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Many, including us, are begging Meghan Markle to apply as a candidate for the U.S. presidency.

Transgender Weightlifting Knight-ess Comes to Save Women’s Olympics

TOKYO - Japan - The women's Olympic weightlifting event will thankfully be saved by a New Zealand transgender woman.

Week VII: The New Words Being Coined in the Wonderful World...

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is pleased to present a weekly column on Wellbeing with author Adam Jacot de Boinod and meditation coach Emma Ball.

Fully Functional Robots On Cusp of Mass Production

SILICON VALLEY - USA - The exponential increase in technological progress is bringing forth a new age of mass consumer robots.

Royal Family Look Pathetic and Defenceless Against Constant Attack

MONTECITO - USA - The British royal family will eventually succumb to irreparable damage from constant attack.

Russia Ready to Take Antarctica, China Ready to Take Taiwan, Biden...

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - While China and Russia are continuing to make bold strategic moves, Joe Biden is sleeping with another nap.

Biden: “My Butt Has Been Wiped”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Joe Biden, displayed his world-class credentials to reporters, explaining his current butt situation.

‘Woke’ Athletes Petition For ‘Taking the Knee’ to be New Olympic...

TOKYO - Japan - Woke athletes have petitioned for 'taking the knee' to be officially recognised as an Olympic sport.

Week VI: The New Words Being Coined in the Wonderful World...

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is pleased to present a weekly column on Wellbeing with author Adam Jacot de Boinod and meditation coach Emma Ball.