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ROME - Italy - Romans had big asses, according to a team of archaeologists who have analysed thousands of bones all across the former Roman Empire.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Furloughed Federal workers will volunteer to work for free at the new proposed theme park that will populate the now empty streets of the capital city.
MARTHA'S VINEYARD - USA - Bo, the president's Portuguese Water Dog, arrived separately on one of two MV-22 Ospreys two days ago at a cost of $583,000 at the presidential vacation spot, but there was an emergency when his EBT card was missing.
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Snowden Could Get Sanctuary On the Moon
MOSCOW - Russia - NSA whistleblower, Edward Snowden could get sanctuary on the moon, a Russian billionaire has told Russia's state news service.
Michael Jackson Now More Popular Dead Than Alive
LAS VEGAS - USA - Michael Jackson's holographic performance is a bonus for record executives.
How Anti-British Obama Discarded White House Churchill Bust
LONDON - England - Just as Barack Obama sent back Churchill's bust from the White House, he is only too willing to condemn the British to EU purgatory.
Obama to Create Jobs by Hiring More TSA Agents
WASHINGTON DC - USA - With U.S. unemployment currently at 9.8% and 45 million Americans on food stamps, the president has vowed to create more jobs -- in the TSA.
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Squatter Refuses to Leave Number 10
LONDON - England - Number 10 Downing street has been taken over by a wailing squatter, Westminster Council have reported.
EU Experts: Empires Cannot Survive Without Constant Expansion
BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU empire has to constantly expand its territory through economic and military conquest or much like any empire throughout history, wither and die.
Conservative Party to Get Loads of Votes in European Elections
LONDON - England - According to the latest polls the Conservative party will get thousands of votes at the European elections.
Jamie Oliver to Open New Chain of Restaurants
LONDON - England - TV chef Jamie Oliver is to open a new chain of restaurants in the West End and Shoreditch.
BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Thwarts Dangerous Toxic Leak in Beverly Hills
LOS ANGELES - USA - Celebrity, Kim Kardashian, was today involved in a terrible incident in which she saved hundreds of people.
Dead Horse Unable to Flog Dead Horse
LONDON - England - Theresa May is a dead horse trying to flog a dead horse of a rehashed deal that no one wants. She will try to push it through parliament for the fourth time in June.
Daily Squib Accurately Predicted Theresa May Would Cry in 1922 Committee...
LONDON - England - Toxic Theresa May, a pitiful wretch devoid of dignity, has survived another 1922 Committee meeting by crying and pleading with the men in grey suits.
BREAKING NEWS: Prince Louis Climbed to the Top of a Slide...
BLETCHLEY PARK - England - The Duchess of Cambridge, recalls the amazing moment Prince Louis climbed a slide.
Palace News: Archie May One Day Meet His Long Lost Brother/Sister
WINDSOR - England - There is good news from America. Apparently Archie may have a long lost brother or sister he may one day meet.
Grotesque Bully Jeremy Kyle the Face of Reality TV
MANCHESTER - England - The Jeremy Kyle show has been suspended after a vulnerable guest committed suicide.
