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ROME - Italy - Romans had big asses, according to a team of archaeologists who have analysed thousands of bones all across the former Roman Empire.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Furloughed Federal workers will volunteer to work for free at the new proposed theme park that will populate the now empty streets of the capital city.
MARTHA'S VINEYARD - USA - Bo, the president's Portuguese Water Dog, arrived separately on one of two MV-22 Ospreys two days ago at a cost of $583,000 at the presidential vacation spot, but there was an emergency when his EBT card was missing.
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MOSCOW - Russia - NSA whistleblower, Edward Snowden could get sanctuary on the moon, a Russian billionaire has told Russia's state news service.
LAS VEGAS - USA - Michael Jackson's holographic performance is a bonus for record executives.
LONDON - England - Just as Barack Obama sent back Churchill's bust from the White House, he is only too willing to condemn the British to EU purgatory.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - With U.S. unemployment currently at 9.8% and 45 million Americans on food stamps, the president has vowed to create more jobs -- in the TSA.
BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU empire has to constantly expand its territory through economic and military conquest or much like any empire throughout history, wither and die.
LONDON - England - According to the latest polls the Conservative party will get thousands of votes at the European elections.
LOS ANGELES - USA - Celebrity, Kim Kardashian, was today involved in a terrible incident in which she saved hundreds of people.
LONDON - England - Toxic Theresa May, a pitiful wretch devoid of dignity, has survived another 1922 Committee meeting by crying and pleading with the men in grey suits.
BLETCHLEY PARK - England - The Duchess of Cambridge, recalls the amazing moment Prince Louis climbed a slide.
WINDSOR - England - There is good news from America. Apparently Archie may have a long lost brother or sister he may one day meet.
MANCHESTER - England - The Jeremy Kyle show has been suspended after a vulnerable guest committed suicide.