Daily Squib Giving FREE Holidays Away to Venice Beach California

LOS ANGELES - USA - The Daily Squib is giving away 100s FREE holidays to Venice Beach, California.

Dodgy Dave Caught in the Headlights Once Again

COTSWOLDS - England - Dodgy Dave is at it again, this time he tried to make £65 million in a dodgy deal.

Millions Britons Queue to Get Infected by Coronavirus

LONDON - England - As the pubs and shops open, people are now queueing to get infected and spread the virus further.

PROPERTY EMPIRE: BLM Co-founder Profits Off the Misery of Black People

NASSAU - Bahamas - BLM Co-founder, Patrice Cullors enjoys her multi-million dollar properties thanks to donations made from supporters.

Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh Seen Entering Heaven

WINDSOR - England - Witnesses say they saw the Duke of Edinburgh shooting off into heaven in a bright orange Dodge Charger.

Neuralink: Monkey Playing Pong

SAN FRANCISCO - USA - Elon Musk company Neuralink has released a video of a brain chipped monkey playing pong.

BREAKING: Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh Has Just Died

LONDON - England - The Duke of Edinburgh has passed away.

GUILTY! Chauvin Thrown Under a Bus by Minneapolis Police and Doctors

MINNEAPOLIS - USA - The assorted police and medical experts paraded in front of the court case for the death of George Floyd have thrown Derek Chauvin under the bus.

Biden: “Hand Over Your Guns America”

DELAWARE - USA - Joe Biden is coming closer to banning all guns from Americans by creating new laws.

Experts: Meghan Markle Thought She Could Move Up Rank in Royal...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Royal experts reveal that Meghan Markle assumed she could move up in rank in the British monarchy.

Woman Caught Covid From Farting Man

LONDON - England - A woman has revealed that she was infected by Covid after a man farted in her presence in a supermarket.

Russian and Chinese Military Movement Symbol of Weak USA

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Worrying troop movements by the Russian and Chinese military are mostly going unnoticed by Biden.

Happy Eostre Celebrating Pagan Spring

LUXOR - Egypt - Easter was stolen from the pagan goddess Eostre, and all the elements of the pagan festival adopted by Christianity.

Biden Denies He is a “Useless Sack of Shit”

WASHINGTON D.C - USA - Joe Biden denies that he is a "useless piece of shit".

SCIENTISTS : Chinese Military Creating Human Animal Hybrid Soldiers

BEIJING - China - Communist Chinese scientists in the PLA are working on developing human animal hybrids as super soldiers.

Squib Closed For Our Annual Day Off

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib enjoys its annual day off on April Fool's day.

The Coronavirus is Feeding Very Well Right Now Thanks to End...

NOTTINGHAM - England - Now is the time for the coronavirus to continue its feeding frenzy as the population ends lockdown.

If You Are ‘Woke’ You Are Working For the Communist Chinese

LONDON - England - Western culture and democracy are in danger from 'woke' Chinese communist indoctrinated people internally.

Perpetual Victimhood Now a Required Human Right

LONDON - England - We live in a society where victimhood and perpetual victims are celebrated, positively encouraged eternally.

Fleeting Fame of British Celebrities Exposed

LONDON - England - Spare a thought for those cursed by fleeting fame, the meandering trials and tribulations of D-list British celebrities.