Can the Tories Be Trusted Ever Again After Trying to Subvert...

LONDON - England - In a land where democracy has been subverted and destroyed, can anyone ever trust the Tories or any party ever again?

Confused Theresa May Mixed Up the Words ‘Compromise’ and ‘Surrender’

LONDON - England - Theresa May's out of touch fabricated last speech sums up her premiership of loss and failure.

The Deluded Witch is Dead

LONDON - England - Theresa May has finally got the message that she should resign as prime minister of Britain.

Squatter Refuses to Leave Number 10

LONDON - England - Number 10 Downing street has been taken over by a wailing squatter, Westminster Council have reported.

EU Experts: Empires Cannot Survive Without Constant Expansion

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU empire has to constantly expand its territory through economic and military conquest or much like any empire throughout history, wither and die.

Conservative Party to Get Loads of Votes in European Elections

LONDON - England - According to the latest polls the Conservative party will get thousands of votes at the European elections.

Jamie Oliver to Open New Chain of Restaurants

LONDON - England - TV chef Jamie Oliver is to open a new chain of restaurants in the West End and Shoreditch.

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Thwarts Dangerous Toxic Leak in Beverly Hills

LOS ANGELES - USA - Celebrity, Kim Kardashian, was today involved in a terrible incident in which she saved hundreds of people.

Dead Horse Unable to Flog Dead Horse

LONDON - England - Theresa May is a dead horse trying to flog a dead horse of a rehashed deal that no one wants. She will try to push it through parliament for the fourth time in June.

Get Ready For Wimbledon 2019

LONDON - England - This year's Wimbledon is set to be another corker. Get your strawberries and cream ready.

Daily Squib Accurately Predicted Theresa May Would Cry in 1922 Committee...

LONDON - England - Toxic Theresa May, a pitiful wretch devoid of dignity, has survived another 1922 Committee meeting by crying and pleading with the men in grey suits.

BREAKING NEWS: Prince Louis Climbed to the Top of a Slide...

BLETCHLEY PARK - England - The Duchess of Cambridge, recalls the amazing moment Prince Louis climbed a slide.

Palace News: Archie May One Day Meet His Long Lost Brother/Sister

WINDSOR - England - There is good news from America. Apparently Archie may have a long lost brother or sister he may one day meet.

Grotesque Bully Jeremy Kyle the Face of Reality TV

MANCHESTER - England - The Jeremy Kyle show has been suspended after a vulnerable guest committed suicide.

EU Running Out of Things to Regulate

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU is running out of things to regulate with its regulations directives, an unelected Eurocrat has revealed.

Warrior With a Crown

CALIFORNIA - USA - Warrior with a Crown is a short fashion film made by Francesco Cuizza showcasing the Jewellery Designs of Ugo Cacciatori.

Tories Must Keep Toxic Theresa May As PM

LONDON - England - It is important that the destruction of the Tory party continues and toxic Theresa May is kept as PM.

How Brits Use The Internet

LONDON - England - Brits don't only enjoy a good cuppa, they enjoy surfing the internet and conducting their business on it.

The Internet of the Future Will Not Remember Todays Internet

LONDON - England - The future internet will be far removed from today's archaic banal internet.

Radio DJ Leaves the BBC

LONDON - England - According to the latest news reports, a radio DJ has left the BBC.