Don’t Drop the Soap – Sarkozy in Le Prison

LE BASTILLE - France - Former French president, Nicolas Sarkozy has been put in prison and fears for the integrity of his booty.

Putin Celebrates Another Election Win With Botox

MOSCOW - Russia - Vladimir Putin, the Russian supreme leader, has celebrated his election win on March 18 by undergoing more botox treatment for his already puffed out face.

Labour Plan to Move HQ to Moscow Under Scrutiny

SALFORD - England - The announcement that the Labour HQ will be moved to Moscow in June, 2018, has surprised some in the party.

#YouAsWell Hashtag Trending With #WhoCares and #GetOverYourself

LOS ANGELES - USA - Twitter hashtags trending at the moment are threatening to derail the #metoo victim generation.

Downing Street: Agent Cob Could be Expelled From UK

LONDON - England - Agent Cob, who has been conducting clandestine missions in the UK, could be expelled and returned to Russia.

Poverty Stricken Russians Still Using Old Soviet Military Equipment

SIBERIA - Russia - Most of the Russian army are ill trained and poorly equipped compared to Western standards and still using modernized equipment from the 1970s.

England Football Team Prepare For Russian World Cup

MOSCOW - Russia - The World Cup 2018 is set to be a real test for the England squad when they have to play in Hazmat chemical suits.

Scientists Reveal Vegetables and Fruit Cry Out in Pain When Eaten

SYRACUSE - USA - Scientists have revealed that plants scream in pain and emit distressful electrical impulses when chopped up and eaten.

Forward to 2018: How the Epica Awards Has Grown in Prestige

PARIS - France - For over thirty years, the Epica Awards has been a global leader in showcasing creative talent, and in 2018, it is moving to new heights.

Death of Western Democracy – Communist China Globalism

BEIJING - China - The brutal communist regime that tortures any dissent and censors free speech is leading globalism today much to the detriment of Western democracy.

VIDEO: Wakanda Spaceship Filmed By US Navy Over Atlantic

ATLANTIC OCEAN - A video showing definite proof that the fictional African city of Wakanda is real.

Why it is Important to Develop Internet Friendship

FLORIDA - USA - Internet friends can be beneficial to your mental wellbeing and social outlook towards the world.

Trump: “I’ve Got Big Balls of Steel”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Trump has finally put his foot down on communist Chinese tariff favours regarding steel imports.

Obama Marxist Propaganda to Infiltrate Netflix

LOS ANGELES - USA - Former president, Barack Obama is going to get a series of shows pushing his Marxist propaganda on Netflix.

Google Maps Wants to Look Inside Your Body

MOUNTAIN VIEW - USA - Google maps intends to map the internal human body of each person in the world by 2021.

An Interview With Brutal Eastern European Gangster Controlling London Underworld

LONDON - England - Most of the Capital city's drugs and prostitution rackets today are run by Eastern European crime families.

Why HGH Therapy Can Benefit Your Health and Lifestyle

USA - HGH treatment is a robust, safe, way to counteract physical and emotional deficiencies in hormone production to improve health.

Ruthless Killer On the Loose

SALISBURY - England - Police are appealing to citizens if they have seen a deadly ruthless killer roaming the streets.

Former Soviet Spy Jeremy Corbyn Could Use Poison to Silence Critics...

LONDON - England - Terror experts have warned that former Soviet spy for Russia, Jeremy Corbyn (Agent Cob) could use poison on critics in parliament.

Oscars: “..and the Mangina Award Goes to..”

LOS ANGELES - USA - Host of the Oscars, Jimmy Kimmel, is all in favour of castration and the emasculation of all men.