Agent Cob Wants to Start a Stasi Britain if Labour Wins...

ISLINGTON - England - Agent Cob (aka Jeremy Corbyn) has revealed how he will create a Stasi Britain when Labour wins the election.

Why Does Donald Tusk Need Four Glasses of Water?

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Experts across Europe are trying to figure out why Donald Tusk has four meticulously filled and spaced glasses of water on his podium.

New Album From the Rolling Sussexes: Exile on Meghan Street

LOS ANGELES - USA - Exile on Meghan Street is the new album released by the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, because they will be very far from Balmoral castle this Christmas.

Democrats Want Death Penalty For Trump Impeachment

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Democrats are calling for President Donald J. Trump to not only be impeached but to get the death penalty.

EPICA AWARDS ANNOUNCES 2019 SHORTLIST

PARIS - France - The celebrated global Epica Awards has announced its shortlist for this year before the final selection on November 21.

Houses Built on Floodplains Could Get Docks

YORKSHIRE - England - Flooded homes built on floodplains could get boat docks built on the submerged buildings.

Overpopulation: People Living in Tiny Capsules

CALIFORNIA - USA - Failing to act on overpopulation is now leading to young people being indoctrinated to be happy to live in tiny capsules in the West.

One Car Which You Would Be Honoured to be Run Over...

ROME - Italy - The new Ferrari Roma is possibly the best car to come out of Maranello for a long time. Check it out.

Fans Celebrate the Amazing Reality That Pete Doherty is Still Alive

PARIS - France - NME darling, Peter Doherty is still alive, as news filters in that he has been arrested twice in three days, much to the delight of his fans.

The Cold Hard Facts About the Unjust Trial of Roger Stone

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Democratic witch hunt on electoral strategist, Roger Stone, continues with an unjust sham of a trial in the Capitol. Here are the facts.

Prince Harry to Join “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of...

NEW SOUTH WALES - Australia - Prince Harry is to enter the reality show 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' without his wife Meghan Markle, ITV has announced.

Brexit Strategy: Farage Must Not Endanger Conservative Votes

THE NORTH - England - Brexit pioneer, and freedom fighter, Nigel Farage must not endanger splitting the Brexiteer vote in the General Election.

Jeremy Corbyn to Visit America to Teach Them About Good Quality...

LONDON - England - Jeremy Corbyn is to make a trip to America before the election to show Brits that Americans have extremely low quality food.

Jo Swinson Wants to Be Prime Minister of the United States...

GRIMSDALE - England - Jo Swinson, the Lib Dems leader has proclaimed that she wants to become the Prime Minister of the United States of America.

Unveiling Comrade Corbyn’s Soviet 10-Year-Plan

LONDON - England - Comrade Corbyn has outlined his 10-year-plan to sovietize Britain after he gains power.

Was Rees-Mogg Correct in His Common Sense Comment About Grenfell?

LONDON - England - MP Jacob Rees-Mogg has had to wrongly apologise for stating a common sense remark about the Grenfell fire.

Tactical Voting: Labour Voters Advised to Vote Conservative

SCUNTHORPE - England - Labour election experts are advising their usual voters to tactically vote for the Conservatives in the coming election.

Reanne Evans Proud Despite Losing To Shaun Murphy On Champion Of...

COVENTRY - England - Pioneering women's snooker 1-time champion, Reanne Evans sadly lost 4-3 to Shaun Murphy.

McDonalds CEO Fired For Viciously Dipping McNugget in Sauce

CHICAGO - USA - McDonalds CEO Steve Easterbrook has been fired for illicitly dipping his McNugget into an employee's tub of sauce.

Britain Deserves the Divine Punishment of a Marxist Corbyn Government

LONDON - England - With a General Election looming, Jeremy Corbyn and his Marxist Labour party are riding high in the polls. Does Britain deserve a Corbyn government?