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SCUNTHORPE - England - Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex has spoken briefly about her thoughts on joining the royal family.
NUREMBERG - Germany - On the eve of being crowned the next unelected President of the European Union, Kommandant von der Leyen addressed massed EU Army brigades and EU Soviet workers party officials.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Donald Trump was told to go back to Glasgow, Scotland to sort out problems there, by an African congress woman.
NEW JERSEY - USA - We publish an urgent message of peace written by a concerned Princeton professor addressed to the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Islamic Republic of Iran.
LONDON - England - Another paragon of human society, YouTube Instagram 'star', has bought the farm, amongst all the other victims of their own narcissism in the overflowing cemetery of social media.
CAMBRIDGE - England - Vladimir Bukovsky's book "Judgment in Moscow" is a vast treasury of material revealing the insider goings-on of a Soviet regime of totalitarian madness and brutality.
TEL AVIV - Israel - Every day is a day lost of inaction as the Iranian regime increases their uranium refining production to 90% weapons grade. Who will make the first move?
CALIFORNIA - USA - Disenchanted socialist American youths are showing their displeasure with capitalism by fouling supermarket food, then sticking it back on the shelf.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The British ambassador to America is currently penning a guide book on how to conduct diplomacy on the international stage.
BRUSSELS - Belgium - Auntie Ann Widdecombe, one of the MEPs for the Brexit Party debuted a thunderous speech at the EU parliament.
HAMBURG - Germany - Ursula von der Leyen, HAMBURG - Germany - Ursula von der Leyen, the upcoming new EU President, has spoken about her plans to increase the EU army's military capabilities and ranks, as well as her plan to thwart Brexit.
WINDSOR - England - News from inside Frogmore Cottage is that Meghan Markle likes to bathe in ass milk every morning.