Theresa May Applauded by EU leaders Because She ‘made little effort...

BRUSSELS - Belgium - European leaders are set to give their approval for Brexit talks to move on to the next phase today after Jean-Claude Juncker said last week's divorce deal amounted to "sufficient progress after massive concessions by the British".

Stop Moaning Farage and Do Something About May’s Non Brexit

LONDON - England - A brief open communique to Chief Brexiteer Nigel Farage.

FAKE NEWS: Donald Trump Outraged at New Book That Reimagines Strange...

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Trump today declared that all books written by satirical author David Hutter be incinerated in the White House incinerator.

Daily Squib in Talks With Egyptian Courts to Release Singer Who...

CAIRO - Egypt - A court which gave a two year jail sentence to a singer who appeared in a music video eating a banana has been petitioned by our lawyers and should be released soon.

Russians Now Living in Extreme Poverty Levels

MOSCOW - Russia - The divide between rich and poor Russians has become wider under Vladimir Putin's reign.

Guy Verhofstadt, the European Parliament’s Brexit Coordinator Eats Cockroach On Live...

STRASBOURG - France - The so-called Brexit negotiations were today put on hold as Guy Verhofstadt ate fourteen cockroaches whilst talking at the EU parliament building.

#youtoo Sexual Harassment Hashtag Takes Over Twitter

SAN FRANCISCO - USA - Men who have unjustifiably been accused of sexual harassment and unjustly tried on social networks by self-appointed judges with no evidence to back up their claims, are fighting back with a #youtoo hashtag.

Feminists Want ‘Phallic’ Christmas Trees Banned

LOS ANGELES - USA - Feminist groups are urging the banning of all Christmas trees, usually used in the Christmas season and decorated, to be banned as they represent a fertile phallus as conducted in Pagan ceremonies thousands of years ago, and later adopted by Christians.

Triumphant Theresa May Delivers Non-Brexit

BRUSSELS - Belgium - A jubilant and triumphant Theresa May today patted herself on the back for delivering a Brexit that is not actually a Brexit but is technically a Brexit only in name.

Trump Recognizes Kiev, Ukraine as Russia’s Capital

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Donald Trump recognized Kiev as Russia's capital on Wednesday and announced plans to relocate the US Embassy there, a move expected to inflame tensions in the region and unsettle the prospects for peace.

John Cleese in Cafe Breastfeeding Row

LONDON - England - John Cleese, English actor and comedian has been involved in a breastfeeding row at The Grosvenor café Soho.

Urusalima: There is No Peaceful Solution to a 4,000 Year Old...

JERUSALEM - Israel - The problem of land ownership of this region of the Middle East has been ongoing for thousands of years.

Will Sheldon Adelson Get His Way?

NEVADA - USA - Las Vegas Sands Corporation CEO, Sheldon Adelson has come a long way, but needs to go further.

Welcome to Donkey Brexit Britain!

LONDON - England - Welcome to donkey Britain, the laughing stock of the world where Brexit means no Brexit.

Why the Government Will Not Be Able to Regulate Cryptocurrencies

NOOSPHERE - If there is proof needed that idiots run governments, trying to regulate cryptocurrencies is another verifiable reason that governments are indeed overrun by idiots.

Today the Day Theresa May Starts Looking For Another Job

LONDON - England - Downing Street officials have confirmed that today is the day Mrs. May will be looking for another job after giving away multiple concessions to Brussels during Brexit negotiations.

Trump Tweet to Daily Squib Demands Removal of Interview

LONDON - England - In a twitter tweet today, President Trump demanded the Daily Squib take down an interview we conducted with him in 2016.

January Transfer Window: Could a Spurs Star be Heading to Old...

LONDON - England - Tottenham Hotspur chairman Daniel Levy could be about to see the consequences of the club’s rigid payment structure.

The Evil of Tony Blair Never Falters

PARIS - France - Former British PM, Tony Blair, has been speaking to the French about thwarting Brexit.

Moaning Luvvie and His Continual Last Film

CORK - Ireland - According to eternally moaning luvvie Daniel Day Lewis, this is his last film, just like his other last film.