Meghan Markle Says Being in Royal Family Like Being On Welfare...

SCUNTHORPE - England - Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex has spoken briefly about her thoughts on joining the royal family.

European Union Commission President Addresses EU Army Troops

NUREMBERG - Germany - On the eve of being crowned the next unelected President of the European Union, Kommandant von der Leyen addressed massed EU Army brigades and EU Soviet workers party officials.

Immigrant Congress Woman Tells Trump to Go Back to Glasgow to...

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Donald Trump was told to go back to Glasgow, Scotland to sort out problems there, by an African congress woman.

Urgent Communique to Iranian Minister of Foreign Affairs From Princeton Professor...

NEW JERSEY - USA - We publish an urgent message of peace written by a concerned Princeton professor addressed to the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Islamic Republic of Iran.

Kiwis: “Sorry No New Zealand Lamb For England”

LONDON - England - The Kiwi Trade Minister, who attended the cricket world cup final between England and New Zealand on Sunday is outraged at the result and is vowing a blockade on lamb chops.

Mourning the Death of Another Instagram YouTube ‘Star’ Killed By Own...

LONDON - England - Another paragon of human society, YouTube Instagram 'star', has bought the farm, amongst all the other victims of their own narcissism in the overflowing cemetery of social media.

Vladimir Bukovsky: The Dissident’s Book of Soviet Crime and Western Complicity

CAMBRIDGE - England - Vladimir Bukovsky's book "Judgment in Moscow" is a vast treasury of material revealing the insider goings-on of a Soviet regime of totalitarian madness and brutality.

West Asleep: Iran Continues Uranium Enrichment Program For Bomb

TEL AVIV - Israel - Every day is a day lost of inaction as the Iranian regime increases their uranium refining production to 90% weapons grade. Who will make the first move?

Disenchanted American Socialist Millennials Protest Capitalism By Tampering With Supermarket Food

CALIFORNIA - USA - Disenchanted socialist American youths are showing their displeasure with capitalism by fouling supermarket food, then sticking it back on the shelf.

British Ambassador to America Writing Book On Diplomacy

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The British ambassador to America is currently penning a guide book on how to conduct diplomacy on the international stage.

Britain Needs Boris Johnson Now

LONDON - England - As Neville Chamberlain appeased Hitler in 1940, so too did Theresa May in 2019 appease the EU. From the ashes of treachery, Boris Johnson then took over the country's fate.

How PC Culture Destroyed Once Edgy Mad Magazine

LONDON - England - The Editor of the Daily Squib laments the death of Mad magazine, which is a great loss to satire and parody.

Man City for the Hat Trick? 

MANCHESTER - England - Man City are tipped to win the premiership for a third time running, a feat that would match their rival, Man United's record.

Verhofstadt Cowers Under Table After Auntie Widdecombe Bollocking

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Auntie Ann Widdecombe, one of the MEPs for the Brexit Party debuted a thunderous speech at the EU parliament.

Analysts: EU Army Poses Great Danger to USA

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The EU Army poses a great threat to the United States and to world peace. Analysts break down some major risks posed.

EU Army: Kommandant Ursula von der Leyen at Your Service

HAMBURG - Germany - Ursula von der Leyen, HAMBURG - Germany - Ursula von der Leyen, the upcoming new EU President, has spoken about her plans to increase the EU army's military capabilities and ranks, as well as her plan to thwart Brexit.

Philip Hammond Walking Dead

LONDON - England - The remainer Chancellor of the Exchequer, Philip Hammond, has his days numbered and is the epitome of the walking dead in parliament.

Fountain of Youth: Meghan Bathes in Asses Milk Daily Say Servants

WINDSOR - England - News from inside Frogmore Cottage is that Meghan Markle likes to bathe in ass milk every morning.

Where to Escape If Labour Voted In

LONDON - England - Labour Shadow Chancellor, John McDonnell has outlined how he wishes to redistribute wealth through heavy taxation and punishment of citizens that work hard and make good decisions in life.

When the Peasants Have a Voice

LONDON - England - In today's Western society, the peasants have a voice, which is a stark contrast to the past.