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ISLINGTON - England - Agent Cob (aka Jeremy Corbyn) has revealed how he will create a Stasi Britain when Labour wins the election.
LOS ANGELES - USA - Exile on Meghan Street is the new album released by the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, because they will be very far from Balmoral castle this Christmas.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Democrats are calling for President Donald J. Trump to not only be impeached but to get the death penalty.
ROME - Italy - The new Ferrari Roma is possibly the best car to come out of Maranello for a long time. Check it out.
PARIS - France - NME darling, Peter Doherty is still alive, as news filters in that he has been arrested twice in three days, much to the delight of his fans.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Democratic witch hunt on electoral strategist, Roger Stone, continues with an unjust sham of a trial in the Capitol. Here are the facts.
NEW SOUTH WALES - Australia - Prince Harry is to enter the reality show 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' without his wife Meghan Markle, ITV has announced.
THE NORTH - England - Brexit pioneer, and freedom fighter, Nigel Farage must not endanger splitting the Brexiteer vote in the General Election.
LONDON - England - Jeremy Corbyn is to make a trip to America before the election to show Brits that Americans have extremely low quality food.
GRIMSDALE - England - Jo Swinson, the Lib Dems leader has proclaimed that she wants to become the Prime Minister of the United States of America.
LONDON - England - MP Jacob Rees-Mogg has had to wrongly apologise for stating a common sense remark about the Grenfell fire.
SCUNTHORPE - England - Labour election experts are advising their usual voters to tactically vote for the Conservatives in the coming election.
COVENTRY - England - Pioneering women's snooker 1-time champion, Reanne Evans sadly lost 4-3 to Shaun Murphy.
CHICAGO - USA - McDonalds CEO Steve Easterbrook has been fired for illicitly dipping his McNugget into an employee's tub of sauce.
LONDON - England - With a General Election looming, Jeremy Corbyn and his Marxist Labour party are riding high in the polls. Does Britain deserve a Corbyn government?