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Saturday, August 18, 2018




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Former CIA Director Brennan Cleared For Clandestine Suicide Mission in Siberia

VIRGINIA - USA - After having his CIA security clearance revoked by Trump, a surprised John Brennan, has been offered a special mission deep in Russian territory.
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Trump Tries Out Eco Electric Chair to Promote Exiting Climate Change Accord

NOTTINGHAM - England - President Donald Trump has been invited to try out an eco powered electric chair to promote climate change.
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Is There Anyone Who Hasn’t Taped Trump Behind His Back?

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The search is on to find someone who has not recorded President Donald Trump without his knowledge.
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Mass Migration: Germans Got What They Voted For

COLOGNE - Germany - The attack on women by young men from the Middle East and North Africa during New Year's Eve was a symptom of Angela Merkel's Laissez-faire attitude to the mass migration consisting mainly of economic migrants.
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Don’t Drop the Soap – Sarkozy in Le Prison

LE BASTILLE - France - Former French president, Nicolas Sarkozy has been put in prison and fears for the integrity of his booty.

Don’t Work So Hard It’s Counter Productive Say Experts

LONDON - England - At a young age we are taught that hard work is an important part of our lives, but a new study reveals that too many people are working hard in the world.


Twerk Scientists Need More Funding

LONDON - England - Scientists at the National Undulating Twerk Science research labs are appealing to the government for more funding into their twerk research.