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Friday, September 25, 2020
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metropolitan police

Why BLM is Encouraging Shooting of Police Officers

CROYDON - London - After the death of a Met. police officer, and four officers shot in America, BLM is encouraging violence against all police.
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Meghan Markle Planning to Run For U.S. President 2024

SANTA BARBARA - USA - Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, is planning on running for U.S. President in 2024.
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Communist China Must be Taught a Fundamental Lesson

BEIJING - China - At some point in time, communist China will have to choose between continuing the route of communism, or the route of capitalism leading to democracy.
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Another Tedious Megain Markle Lecture to the Unwashed Masses

SANTA BARBARA - USA - It's another day, and another tedious lecture from the 'self-appointed' voice of the people, Meghan Markle.

Escort Me to My Limo: How Vegania Hooked Her Drump

NEW YORK - USA - Some people say there's no smoke without fire, and if you were in the Kit Kat Club on that fateful night in 1998, you would have certainly seen some fire. That's where some dodgy agency boss, Paolo Spaggetti, arranged for the two to meet.

World Record for Most Emergency Workers at One Incident Broken

LOS ANGELES - CA - The Guinness World Record for the most Emergency workers to attend a single incident was set last night in the Hollywood Hills near Studio City.


New Song by Michael Heseltine: “Who Snuffed the Dogs Out”

NORTHAMPTONSHIRE - England - A song released by former Conservative MP Michael Heseltine aka Tarzan, has shot into the UK charts at number 2.