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Socialist Venezuelan President Maduro to Give Citizens Free Used Toilet Paper
CARACAS - Venezuela - Socialist president Nicolas Maduro has delighted his citizens by offering everyone free used toilet rolls for their own use.
Goodbye Mrs May and Please Don’t Come Back
LONDON - England - On the eve of Theresa May's final reckoning where her BRINO deal will be presented to parliament, there is only one last thing to say to you Mrs May..
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New 'Two and a Half Men With Mom' Series to Start...
LOS ANGELES - USA - The producers of the new format series 'Two and a Half Men With Mom' are patting themselves on the back for a job well done after dumping Charlie Sheen and bringing in Ashton Kutcher with his mother.
Brown Nationalises British Capitalist Banks
LONDON - England - Comrade Gordon Brown has ordered the last remnants of capitalism be squashed by the Bolshevik Economic Revolution of 2008.
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Duke of Edinburgh Auditions For New Dukes of Hazzard Film
WINDSOR - England - The Duke of Edinburgh has auditioned for the latest instalment of the Dukes of Hazzard.
Experts: Corrupt Remainers Will Have to Stand Aside or Risk Revolution
LONDON - England - Deluded Remainers will have to stand aside and admit their loss at some time in the future, whether voluntarily or through direct action.
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Vote Remain: Goodbye NHS
LONDON - England - The mass abuse of the NHS by migrants is at such a level, that there will not be a National Health Service in less than five years if people vote to remain in the EU.
Jackson Now Drinking Jesus Juice With Jesus
LOS ANGELES - USA - Michael Jackson is now said to be drinking Jesus Juice in heaven according to ministers at a local Holmby Hills chapel near the rented home where Jackson died.
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Duke of Edinburgh Auditions For New Dukes of Hazzard Film
WINDSOR - England - The Duke of Edinburgh has auditioned for the latest instalment of the Dukes of Hazzard.
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