Sports

Duchess of Cambridge: “I Can’t Breathe!”

NEW YORK - USA - The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge met some people on Monday night after watching a…

9 years ago

Cricketers to Get New Helmets

SIDNEY - Australia - It's a dangerous game that cricket, you may think standing around the crease all day waiting…

9 years ago

Michael Schumacher: “No More Skiing For Me”

GLAND - Switzerland - Grand Prix legend Michael Schumacher has vowed to never go back onto the slopes again in…

10 years ago

Update: Brazilian Football Team Now Janitors

SAO PAOLO - Brazil - The Brazilian 2014 football team have been discovered in a High School as a well…

10 years ago

Brazil Team: “It Was Only a Hologram That Was Not Us”

BELO HORIZONTE - Brazil - The Brazilian football team have come up with an amazing excuse for losing 7-1 to…

10 years ago

Suarez Eaten by Piranhas in Amazon Says Coach

BOCA DA VALERIA - Brazil - Reports are coming through that the Uruguayan footballer Luis Suarez, has been eaten by…

10 years ago

Scots Demand Independence From Watching England Play Football

SAO PAOLO - Brazil - No doubt Scottish fans gain a great deal of pleasure from seeing England lose in…

10 years ago

England Fans Embracing Italian Culture by Eating Pizza

SAO PAOLO - Brazil - Last night's lacklustre performance by England leaves the team hanging by a spaghetti noodle for…

10 years ago

Phil Neville to Get Personality Implant Says BBC

SAO PAOLO - Brazil - The BBC's new football commentator, Phil Neville, is so boring and monotone that many people…

10 years ago

Ghost of Football Past: Germany Will Win World Cup

SAO PAOLO - Brazil - The ghost of football past has made another very obvious prediction.

10 years ago

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