MANCHESTER - England - Under Labour's regime, over 3 million migrants entered Britain, increasing threats of terrorism and crime.
LOS ANGELES - USA - Whichever Warner Bros executive thought it would be wise to spend $175 million on a Guy Ritchie King Arthur flick must be either mad as a box of frogs or as gullible as a Remoaner listening to Tony Blair talking about re-joining the EU.
MAJOR NEWS BREAKING
KENTUCKY - USA - Forget about shotgun weddings, shotgun breakfasts are all the rage now.
TOLD YOU SO
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Hillary Clinton talks about the harrowing experience of being under fire at the great battle of Iwo Jima.
LONDON - England - David Cameron's relaunch of the NHS is going extremely well, the Coalition government disclosed on Monday.
LONDON - England - Pop star, Madonna is to adopt a new husband from Africa after ditching Guy Ritchie.
DOVER - England - Sixty immigrants who were caught trying to escape Britain on a boat, were detained today, says the Home Office.
LONDON - England - There was terror in the Google head office and internet today after Rupert Murdoch threatened to pull all of his media outlets from the web search engines.
LONDON - England - The House of Commons is undergoing many changes with the self imposed retirement of John Bercow, and the subsequent arrival of his wife, Sally Bercow as Commons Speaker.
NEWS ON THE HOUR
WASHINGTON DC - USA - The sixteenth president of the United States of America, Abraham Lincoln has been discovered to have had a black father according to historians and scientists working for the Institute of Historical Science which is linked to Harvard university.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years of dedicated research.