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Come to Britain £26,000 For Not Working and Breast Implants on the NHS
LONDON - England - Millions of people in the world are itching to get to the United Kingdom to live a life of leisure and benefits from the state as new figures reveal the extent of the taxpayer funded lifestyle of unemployed Britons. ... Full story
Cameron: "Scotland is Key to Britain Joining Euro Currency"
LONDON - England - David Cameron is planning a backdoor entry to the euro currency via Scotland, it has been revealed. ... Full story
Captain of Doomed Italian Cruise Liner Abandoned Ship Before Passengers
GIGLIO - Italy - Captain Silvio Berlusconi was said to have been conducting a Bunga Bunga orgy just before the Italian cruise ship crashed onto rocks. ... Full story
Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf"
NEW YORK - USA - In a remarkable admission by former Nixon era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, reveals what is happening at the moment in the world and particularly the Middle East. ... Full story
Outrage Over Video of S&P Executives Urinating on Euro
WASHINGTON DC - USA - The much publicised video of S&P rating agency executives urinating on euro notes sprawled on the floor was made public on Wednesday raising outrage in Europe. ... Full story
Obama Teleprompter Breaks Down During Bedroom Session With Wife
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama has come a cropper in the bedroom after his teleprompter broke down causing another massive fight with an angry Michelle Obama. ... Full story
Tony Blair to Give Missing Eight Million Pounds to Iraq Charity
LONDON - England - A recent expose on Tony Blair's finances revealed that he only paid £315,000 tax out of his yearly income of £12 million although declaring £3.6 million operating costs. ... Full story
Scots Could Lose English Benefits Bonanza if Gain Independence
GLASGOW - Scotland - Millions of Scots will probably lose their benefits from England if the country gains independence, fearful Scots have warned. ... Full story
Labour MP Diane Abbott Disciplined By Plantation Owner
LONDON - England - MP Diane Abbott has been threatened with dismissal back to the cabbage fields if she speaks out again against her masters. ... Full story
Obama: "Why Disarming America is My Last Act As President"
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama plans on making his last act as president count the most, disarming it to a basic shell of its previous military might. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story