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Obama Voters Will Get Struck By Drones In Their Own Country
WASHINGTON DC - USA - American killer drones which usually indiscriminately kill thousands of people outside the US in the Perpetual War of Terror created by America, will soon be killing their own people as well on American soil, Obama's Attorney General has promised. ... Full story
Natwest Still Running on Windows 97
LONDON - England - It was business as usual for Natwest customers yesterday as they could not withdraw any cash because of a major computer malfunction. ... Full story
Desert Rats Told to Take Bicycles into Battle or Better Still Walk
EL ALAMEIN - Egypt - The Ministry of Defence cuts mean that the famous tank division from WW2 fame now has to walk or bicycle into battle. ... Full story
Comrade Chavez Goes to the Great Dacha in the Sky
CARACAS - Venezuela - Sean Penn, Fidel Castro, Cristina Kirchner and President Obama were in mourning today, as were thousands of Venezuelans after their cherished communist leader passed away. ... Full story
Massive Sink Hole Swallows Up Whole of Florida
FLORIDA - USA - Be careful of the sink hole, it used to be the American state of Florida but is now just one big deep hole. ... Full story
First Mama Michelle Obama in Chitlin Kitchen Hell
WASHINGTON DC - USA - First lady, Michelle Obama has been involved in a White House fracas that has caused some friction in the presidential household. ... Full story
Tory Party Invent Invisibility Cloak For Eastleigh Votes
EASTLEIGH - England - The Conservative party have invented the first ever invisibility cloak which they used successfully yesterday to put all their votes in the by-election. ... Full story
Amish Beard Thieves Strike Again
PENNSYLVANIA - USA - Amish beard thieves have struck again in the latest beard rustling epidemic which is causing terror in the Amish community. ... Full story
Thousands Jam St. Peter's Square to See Pope Leave in a Puff of Smoke
VATICAN CITY - Italy - Pope Benedict XVI left in a puff of sulphurous smoke yesterday as he was standing on the balcony of St. Peter's basilica as thousands of worshippers witnessed the amazing event. ... Full story
Miliband Sacks Balls
LONDON - England - Labour party leader, Ed Miliband has sacked Ed Balls from the Shadow Cabinet it has been revealed. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story
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