Whispers from Labour central office revealed some interesting details:
“Let’s face it, he looks like Obama, speaks like him, and when Ed is out, we’ll put him in. It’s a tried and tested solution, and you can bet your bottom dollar that you’ll be seeing a lot more of this guy in the future. He’s guaranteed the black vote, the Asian vote and pretty much everyone else, which is frankly not the case with plug face,” a Labour insider revealed.
No doubt, as soon as Chuka Umunna chucks in his nomination and wins an election purely for being black, there will be the same sort of revelry in the streets, that is until his second term when the people naturally realise what a mess he has made of things.