"They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion."
BAGHDAD – Iraq – Once again unto the breach, the Iraqi Information Minister is back.
As the rebels slowly trundle towards Baghdad..beheading, a desperate Iraqi Prime Minister has decided to get Comical Ali back to show those pesky rats a thing or two.
“I had two choices, John Kerry or Comical Ali, I chose the latter because as we all know Kerry is a lame duck, much like our Iraqi army, ahem,” a visibly embarrassed Maliki said at a recent press conference.
Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf aka Comical Ali or Baghdad Bob, has told the ISIS rats that they will be “beaten with his shoe…..slowly”.