BAGHDAD – Iraq – The Chilcot Inquiry may take a turn for the worse as the formerly banned email exchanges between Bush and Blair have been discovered.
Tim Lasserta, a contractor for Halliburton has found the infamous Bush Blair email printouts that preceded the Iraq war in a bin somewhere. The publication of the emails could be quite contentious as they have been suppressed by the Chilcot Whitewash Inquiry.
Here are exclusive snippets of the emails:
Blair: I love you George.
Bush: Yes, I know that already..shucks..
Blair: I would do anything for you.
Bush: Will you go to war with me?
Blair: Absolutely anything.
Bush: Well, remember the briefing. Fifteen minutes to attack, WMD and that Freedom thing.
Blair: That Saddam is a very bad man, but not as bad as you Georgey.
Bush: And get rid of that stupid doctor stinking up the parlour.
Blair: Yes, of course. I can’t wait to come to Washington again, I so enjoy our walks together.
Bush: Next time don’t try to hold my hand, it’s too obvious.
Blair: No problem, and please do not forget, our companies get a share of the oil.
Bush: You Limeys will get some.
Blair: I love you George. I’m getting hard just thinking of war.
Bush: I love you too Tony. (Redacted sentence follows)