Prince Harry's pre-flight check goes well
BALMORAL – Scotland – In an extraordinary attack on the Prince of Wales, Russia is now making absurd claims that the royal family had a Nazi past.
Prince Charles is thinking of sending Prince Harry on a covert mission in an Apache helicopter to blow that Russkie commie Vlad to vodka purgatory.
“One has come under an extraordinary attack. It’s a good thing for Vlad that he doesn’t drive through Parisian tunnels, ahem. Anyway, I put forward my vodka snorting son Harry to pilot an Apache helicopter to Moscow and blow that Vladdy fool from his throne once and for all. Vlad’s a Nazi you know, and our family has never had anything to do with those sorts of people,” the Prince said whilst raising his spoon, and cracking another egg at breakfast.
Won’t the Nazis ever get along with the Nazis? This charade is like history repeating itself.