Gun Toting Maniac With Common Sense Seen in Parliament

LONDON - England - A gun toting maniac was seen in the House of Commons today.

 

Named as Nigel ‘Dirty Harry’ Farage, the leader of Ukip, he was soon apprehended and taken swiftly to the Commons bar for some much needed un-sobering up.

“Every man and woman should have the right to defend themselves in their own homes. I was just making my point,” Farage said whilst on his twelfth double whisky.

Since Labour came into power all those years ago, as well as a knee jerk reaction to one shooting incident, it has been illegal to own a hand gun in the UK, which does not make sense when the criminals all have them.