PARIS – France – Unpopular French President Francois Hollande is currently embroiled in some taxing business that may damage his presidency.
French president Francois Hollande is not content with taxing the ordinary French people and businesses within an inch of their lives, but he has been taxing his mistress too.
“It is the done thing to do. I was taxing her and taxing her like my life depended on it. And then my wifey gf found out about the taxing. Ooh la la, I felt exhausted with all the taxing, you know you eat steak, you take the special medicine so that you can tax like an animal. Taxing satisfies me, but it has a cost. C’est la vie mes amis, I think I have taxed enough I am finally sated,” Hollande said from his bed in the Elysees Palace.
Hopefully the taxing of the French people may quieten down as well, although many doubt it very much.