“Comrades, EU citizens, our Soviet Fascist beloved EU masters. I wish to thank you for your strength in vanquishing the previously democratic nation of Britain. We have brought equality to all now. You are all poor, that is except for those in the higher party, but at least you proles are all the same in your misery. We are one entity, we are one soviet unit of equal EU force, and believe you me, the EU is now a force to be reckoned with ever since our total inclusion and assimilation into the supreme Marxist collective.”
At this point all assembled EU sector 4 citizens raised their right hands in salute Comrade Cameron and Brussels Square was covered in joyous song.
“Onward, EU soldiers, marching as to war,
With the communo-fascist stars going on before.
Barroso, the Marxist Master, leads against the foe;
Forward into battle see His banners go!
Onward, EU soldiers, marching as to war,
With the communo-fascist stars going on before.
At the sign of triumph freedom’s host doth flee;
On then, EU soldiers, on to slavery!
Freedom’s foundations quiver at the shout of EU tax slaves;
Comrades lift your voices, loud your prison anthems raise.
Like a mighty army moves the EU fasci rod;
Comrades, we are treading where the unelected technocrats have trod.
We are not divided, all one body we,
One in hope and doctrine, one in slavery.
What the bureaucrats established that I hold for true.
What the technocrats believèd, that I believe too.
Long as earth endureth, men the EU will hold,
Kingdoms, nations, empires, in destruction rolled.
Crowns and thrones will perish, kingdoms will wane,
But the EU Thousand year Reich constant will remain.
Open doors of freedom can never gainst that EU prison prevail;
We have Barroso’s own promise, and that cannot fail.
Onward then, ye people, join our throng,
Blend with ours your voices in the triumph euro song.
Glory, laud and honour unto Up Yours Delors the King,
This through countless ages men and angels sing.”
[EU Directive C-67321] All proles in sectors 4a, 4d, 4c-1, 4f will be granted 23 grams of extra chocolate rations for the month of January for their exemplary dedication to the EU work ethic of working without pay. A special mention goes to Lydia Dipper, 12, from sector 4d who informed EU Stasi officials that her father had committed EU Thoughtcrimes. She will receive an extra 25 grams of chocolate for two months.
