UK Drivers to be Fined £600 For Driving on Roads

"That's £600 please sir"

LONDON – England – The government wants to fine UK motorists for driving on the roads, new legislation introduced today in parliament proposes.

“If you drive your car on the road, you will be liable for a fine and that’s on top of the Road Tax and motor insurance. We’ve had enough of you’se lot,” the Department of Transport minister, Donnie Dravmacah revealed at a Commons meeting today.

Under the new legislation which will come into law next week, all motorists will be fined a minimum of £600 if the tires of their vehicle touches a road surface anywhere in the UK. Extra police have been recruited to police the new law.

The fines could escalate disproportionally and could make things worse for hard-up Britons who are already struggling with the rising costs of every day living.

  • harry

    what about bicycles or motorcycles?

  • Sharma

    Fantastic news… There will be greater road safety as there will no cars at all. Ony trucks, Motorbikes etc.

  • Lucas Mellor

    Insanity. I'm not sure if this is even legal?

    I have not yet seen this anywhere else but I wouldnt put it past them for trying to fleece us even further. I can't afford to be fined 1000's of quid to drive to work…

  • Anonymous

    I thought we got rid of Labour

  • RS H*LES

    ABSOLUTE EFFING BSTARDS SPEED CAMERAS ROAD TAX INSANE CAR INSURANCE PREMIUMS AND THEN FILLING YOUR CAR UP WITH PETROL THAT COSTS A BLOODY ARM AND A LEG. FUCK IT IM GOING TO DRIVE ON THE PAVEMET!

  • Gaz

    wtf What are they thinking of? The gov is acting like a bank here how much more do they want from us? I am so tired of this can't even go to the bloody shops without forking out thousands. Something is got to give???!?